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WASHINGTON (AP) — Just two weeks after President Barack Obama saw his Democratic Party put up an unyielding front against Republicans, his coalition is showing signs of stress.
A Houston scrap collector hauled an old safe from a family’s home, but when the vault was pried open he discovered it held a fortune in gold coins and silver dollars. The man who opened the safe was David Molick, owner of Robbie’s Key &...
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AdChoices CompareCards.comSponsoredATLANTA (AP) — Well, one thing about season 13 of "American Idol" is that unlike last season, the judges seem to be getting along.
BOSTON (AP) — The old ballpark was packed for a celebration nearly a century in the making.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — A Southern California factory town's attempt to shut down production of the popular Sriracha chili sauce is heading to court.
By Andrea Shalal-Esa WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Lockheed Martin Corp F-35 fighter jet dropped a 500-pound bomb this week, hitting a tank at Edwards Air Force Base in California and marking the first time the new warplane has fired a laser-guided weapon, the Pentagon said Wednesday. An F-35…
Curiosity scared this cat, but the toaster could of killed it. Val is of the black American Bombay breed. The cat is very skittish, according to her owner Ryan Hunter. The cat is also extremely curious and loves to investigate anything and everything. When she decided to investigate the toaster,…
HOUSTON (AP) — Plans to auction a rare permit that will allow a hunter to take down an endangered black rhino are drawing criticism from some conservationists, but the organizer says the fundraiser could bring in more than $1 million that would go toward protecting the species.
By Daniel Wallis CARACAS (Reuters) - Choking traffic, causing pileups and even ambushing drivers, Venezuela's hordes of motorcyclists are an increasingly high-profile problem for the new government of President Nicolas Maduro. Some also see them as shock troops of the late Hugo Chavez, who pushed…
WASHINGTON (AP) — Here's what some Republicans want to know: If Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius thinks the new health insurance marketplace is going to be so great, why doesn't she get her own coverage from it?
A major legal challenge to Obamacare making its way to the Supreme Court could allow for-profit corporations to opt out of a key piece of the law by asserting freedom of religion.
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) — Scientists have found a planet way out in the cosmos that's close in size and content to Earth — an astronomical first.
WASHINGTON (AP) — More than 47 million Americans who receive food stamps will see their benefits go down starting Friday, just as Congress begins negotiations on further cuts.
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AdChoices AutoPriceFinder.comSponsoredLOS ANGELES (AP) — Two of Marvin Gaye's children sued Robin Thicke and his collaborators on the hit song "Blurred Lines" on Wednesday, accusing them of copyright infringement and alleging music company EMI failed to protect their father's legacy.
SHANGHAI (AP) — Rory McIlroy found himself in a spot that must have seemed vaguely familiar Thursday in the HSBC Champions.
Los Angeles (AFP) - Chinese computer maker Lenovo presented a new tablet device including a hinge-cum-handle allowing it to tilt and stand, a feature it billed as a "game-changing" innovation.
Scientists expressed "surprise and delight" Thursday after a new humpback dolphin species was identified off northern Australia, with genetic mapping singling out an animal not previously known to science. A global team led by the US-based Wildlife Conservation Society made the discovery after…
New York (United States) (AFP) - British artist Banksy has donated a "vandalized" oil painting to a New York thrift shop to raise hundreds of thousands of dollars for HIV patients and the homeless. Bought from and donated back to the same charity shop run by Housing Works, which provides…
A 15th-century Leonardo da Vinci mural has been discovered in a Milan castle. Traces of the mural were found in Sforza Castle. The mural, which depicts a canopy of mulberry trees, has been hidden underneath multiple layers of whitewash – sometimes up to 17 layers...