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DENVER (AP) — A Denver Broncos fan who disappeared during last week's game has been found safe, police said Tuesday.
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HUNTSVILLE, Texas (AP) — A former gang member was put to death Tuesday evening for the fatal shootings of three rivals 14 years ago in San Antonio.
By Jonathan Stempel (Reuters) - A former Georgia bank director who faked his own death and disappeared for 1-1/2 years while under suspicion of embezzling and losing millions of dollars was sentenced on Tuesday to 30 years in prison. Aubrey Lee Price, 48, was sentenced by U.S. District Judge B.…
Although it’s become fashionable to use your smartphone as your music player these days, those of us who are hardcore music fans this fall mourned the loss of the iPod Classic, the iconic digital music player that offered us up to 160GB of storage. Business Insider notes that Apple CEO Tim Cook on…
(Reuters) - Two people have been charged with unlawful imprisonment after a 19-year-old mentally challenged Michigan man was found locked in a cage in a rural Michigan home, authorities said on Monday. A sheriff's deputy responding to a civil disturbance on Oct. 20 was directed to a bedroom where…
ATLANTA (AP) — A nurse who fueled Ebola fears by flying to Cleveland after being infected by her dying patient was released Tuesday from a hospital isolation unit, where doctors defended her as a courageous front-line caregiver.
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(Reuters) - A grandfather shot dead his daughter, granddaughter and then turned the gun on himself on Monday in a Seattle home, authorities said. Officers received a call at around 8:15 p.m. from a 10-year-old boy who was inside the home and said his grandfather threatened his mother and sister…
Ferguson, Missouri’s police chief and mayor are denying a CNN report that the embattled chief, Tom Jackson, will step down as early as next week as the town awaits a grand jury decision on whether it will charge police officer Darren Wilson in the shooting death of Michael Brown.
Mexico has faced a trying fall since 43 student protestors disappeared. A mass grave found in the country earlier this month was initially thought to contain the students' remains, but genetic testing proved otherwise. Soon after, more bodies were unearthed in a canal outside of Mexico City. Now,…
London (AFP) - A murder investigation is under way after four members of the same family were found dead at their home in Bradford, police said on Tuesday.
By Alexandra Hudson and Sabine Siebold BERLIN (Reuters) - Radical Islam poses a critical security threat to Germany, Interior Minister Thomas de Maiziere warned on Tuesday, saying the number of people capable of staging attacks in the country stood at an all-time high. Besides the risk posed by…
By Dan Whitcomb (Reuters) - A New Mexico sheriff's deputy is accused of shooting a fellow officer to death at a Las Cruces hotel during an alcohol-fueled argument early on Tuesday morning and was expected to face charges in the case, police said. The two Santa Fe County deputies were staying in Las…
The "next big thing" in tech is already in your living room, and these three stocks are poised to explode when cable finally dies
MOSCOW (AP) — Nearly 40,000 years old and in surprisingly good shape, the carcass of a woolly mammoth has gone on display in Moscow.
House Speaker John Boehner says President Barack Obama's predecessor would've deterred Russian President Vladimir Putin from invading Ukraine. One problem: He didn't stop Putin from invading Georgia.
HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Houston-area man was in critical condition after being shot in the face when he tried to take a loaded pistol away from a 3-year-old boy, police said on Monday. Patrick Sanders, 20, was sleeping on the couch when the gun slipped out of his pants on to the floor in the incident…
Former NBA All-Star Daron "Mookie" Blaylock was sentenced to 15 years in prison on Monday for killing a woman in a road accident in suburban Atlanta in 2013, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported. The 47-year-old -- who was found guilty of vehicular homicide and other charges -- could serve as…
Facebook's quarterly profit nearly doubled but its stock was pounded after it outlined a plan to invest heavily in the future instead of revelling in short-term riches. Facebook shares, which had been near record levels in recent days, dropped more than eight percent to $74.15 in after-market…
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On Thursday, passengers at the Dallas Fort Worth International Airport took action against an out of control man after he lashed out with verbal and physical abuse against another traveler.