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DEAR ABBY: I'm madly in love with a man I've been dating for almost a year, but I don't think he's in love with me. He claims he's been hurt twice from two failed marriages. He keeps giving me mixed signals. He questions me about my male friends constantly. He shows up at my apartment without…
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COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — A girl who refused to surrender her phone after texting in math class was flipped backward and tossed across the classroom floor by a sheriff's deputy, prompting a federal civil rights probe on Tuesday.
Two of Australia's most wanted men, a father and son, were caught Wednesday after leading police on a near two-week chase that riveted the nation, with a decomposed body found at their isolated hideout. The case of Gino and Mark Stocco -- on the run for eight years -- has enthralled Australia's…
Lyle Denniston, the National Constitution Center’s constitutional literacy adviser, looks at the two latest court challenges to the Affordable Care Act, or Obamacare, which involve two constitutional clauses.
Chinese media denounced the US Wednesday after Washington sent a warship into disputed South China Sea waters and vowed to do so again, while netizens filled the Internet with angry diatribes, demanding a far stronger reaction from Beijing. In the latest act, the US sent its destroyer the USS…
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Officials were investigating the cause of the afternoon explosion at the COSSA firing range, east of Bend, Deschutes County Sheriff's Office spokesman Nathan Garibay said. It was not clear why the tank was at the gun range, he said. The range is on 600 acres of Bureau of Land Management land,…
The sea is cruel and unforgiving, especially if you’re not high up on the food chain. Recently, an innocent harbour seal learned this the hard way when an orca whale straight up punted him 80 feet up into the air with its tail. After watching this video, you’ll undoubtedly agree that orcas, which…
LAS VEGAS (AP) — Floyd Mayweather Jr. isn't one to rest in retirement, not when there are $3.5 million sports cars to buy.
Despite problems worldwide, German morale remains high, and Audi continues to hire and issue bonuses, as well.
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Officials are investigating after a store manager was found frozen to death inside a cryochamber, which is used to help athletes recover from muscle soreness.
Footage of a female student being dragged from her desk in a South Carolina classroom by a school resource officer went viral on Monday. Cell phone video captured by several of the high school student’s peers show officer Ben Fields of the Richland County Sheriff’s Office standing over her desk…
Yes, this time it is a bride, Priya, from Chennai, who does the ‘dumping’. Let us have a look at her broken wedding tale, which happened in the town of Bodinayakanur, south-west of Chennai. Priya (20), who was supposed to walk the aisle on October 18, 2015, actually walked out of the wedding when…
A farmer harvesting a field in west-central Minnesota found remains believed to be those of an 18-year-old college student missing for nearly two weeks, authorities said on Tuesday. Laura Ann Schwendemann, a freshman at the University of Minnesota, Morris, was last seen on the evening of Oct. 14 at…
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Police say a 10-year-old boy in Fairfield who's accused of fatally stabbing his abusive stepfather to save his mom was not detained and it's likely he'll never be charged.
Germany's Interior Minister Thomas de Maiziere said Wednesday the rising number of Afghan asylum seekers was "unacceptable", as he urged young citizens of the south Asian nation to stay at home and rebuild their homeland. "Afghanistan is in the second place of (asylum seekers') origin countries in…
HOUSTON (AP) — Ryan Mallett finally ran out of chances in Houston and was released by the Texans on Tuesday.
A group of chemicals commonly used in cosmetics and other personal-care products may stimulate the growth of breast cancer cells at doses much lower than previously thought, a new study finds. The study was done on human breast cancer cells growing in lab dishes, and it's unclear whether these…
UCLA Survey Explains: Know These Differences Between Forgetfulness and Dementia
WASHINGTON (AP) — Expect the 10 candidates participating in the third Republican presidential debate to highlight rising tensions in the unsettled field.
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The species that was for centuries a mainstay of the American and Canadian economies had virtually vanished off the Northeastern North American coast by the 1990s owing to overfishing. This spring, scientists documented large increases in cod abundance and size for the first time since the…