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The wife of a jogger who was slashed to death on a popular Dallas hiking trial this month has died of an apparent suicide, police said on Monday, nearly two weeks after the killing in which a former Texas A&M football player has been charged. The Dallas County Sheriff’s Office said Patti Stevens,…
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China is actively building up its armed forces and they would be strong enough by 2020 to launch an invasion of Taiwan, a military report said Tuesday. Despite closer political ties China is "continuing to accumulate large-scale war capabilities, with the threat of a cross-strait military conflict…
US archaeologists in Greece have uncovered the skeleton of an ancient warrior that has lain undisturbed for more than 3,500 years along with a huge hoard of treasure, the Greek culture ministry announced Monday. The treasure is "the most important to have been discovered in 65 years" in continental…
DEAR ABBY: I am a recent nursing school graduate. My husband and I have a 1-year-old, and I just found out I'm pregnant again. I'd like to get a job as soon as I can. My question is, should I tell prospective employers I'm pregnant? I don't want to be passed over because of my "condition," but I…
LAS VEGAS (AP) — A self-styled pimp who flashed $100 bills at a casino valet minutes before a fatal vehicle chase was found guilty Monday of killing three people by shooting into a moving car and triggering a fiery crash on the Las Vegas Strip.
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Theodore Roosevelt was one of most dynamic Presidents in White House history, and on the occasion of his 157th birthday, here are 10 fascinating facts about the 26th President.
DETROIT (AP) — For the third time in eight years, General Motors is recalling cars that can leak oil and catch fire, sometimes damaging garages and houses.
Tesla is a hard company to figure out. It’s a company filled with brilliant people who are doing amazing and innovative things… and for various reasons, it might also be completely screwed. Writing over at Road & Track, legendary auto industry executive Bob Lutz makes the case that Tesla is really…
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A murder suspect says he beat his friend to death because that friend was turning into a zombie and tried to bite him. Yikes.
The United States defied China Tuesday by sending a warship close to artificial islands the rising Asian power is building in disputed waters, prompting Beijing to furiously denounce what it called a threat to its sovereignty. The USS Lassen passed within 12 nautical miles -- the normal limit of…
The UN's International Agency for Research on Cancer (IARC) warned Monday that processed meats like sausages and ham cause bowel cancer, and red meat "probably" does too. By the IARC's own account, meat has "known health benefits". "This decision doesn't mean you need to stop eating any red and…
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WalgreensSponsoredLOS ANGELES (AP) — Former rap music mogul Marion "Suge" Knight and comedian Katt Williams are scheduled to appear in a Los Angeles courtroom on Tuesday to be re-arraigned in a robbery case.
DEAR ABBY: My ex-husband and I have been back together for eight months. We were divorced for two years, during which time he remarried. We stayed in contact during his second marriage and he says he still loves me, so he left her. He's now back with me after living on his own for a few months. I'm…
At a qualifying match this month for next year’s Euro 2016 soccer championship in the central Anatolian city of Konya, the teams of Turkey and Iceland stood, heads bowed, for a minute of silence commemorating the 102 victims of suicide bombings in Ankara three days earlier. Instead of a closing of…
NEW YORK (AP) — NFL lawyers told a federal appeals court in Manhattan on Monday that it was "unfathomable" that a judge could decide to lift New England quarterback Tom Brady's four-game suspension in the "Deflategate" controversy.
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A young Oklahoma woman will make her first court appearance Monday after being charged with killing four people and injuring dozens of others by driving her car into a crowd at the Oklahoma State University homecoming parade Saturday. The annual celebration turned into a horror scene when Adacia…
The last weeks of Oliver Cromwell's life were marked by a roller coaster of illness. During the embalming of Cromwell, examiners found that his brain had overheated, his lungs were engorged, and his spleen, while of normal size, was filled with matter that looked like the "Lees of Oyl," or the big…
By Andrea Shalal and Ben Blanchard WASHINGTON/BEIJING (Reuters) - A U.S. Navy guided-missile destroyer sailed close to China's man-made islands in the disputed South China Sea on Tuesday, drawing an angry rebuke from Beijing, which said it warned and followed the American vessel. The patrol by the…