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If there's one question you can always count on fielding at a job interview, it's this: "Do you have any questions?"Needless to say, your answer should always be an enthusiastic "yes." But before you inquire into every little curiosity about your possible future place of employment — from how often…
ObamaCare's health exchange website face-planted out of the gate this month, with problems so extensive they could take weeks, if not longer, to fix.With the website effectively inoperable, millions of uninsured Americans are finding it hard to obtain coverage, which they will need to have by March…
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Nairobi (AFP) - Kenya's police chief has threatened journalists with arrest after they reported on looting and disarray among security forces during the massacre in Nairobi's Westgate shopping mall, media said Thursday.
Elmo, Teddy Ruxpin and others sing their version of "Thrift Shop."
S. California elementary school student pulls trigger on police rifle, 3 kids hurt by shrapnel
DUBLIN (AP) — Two blond children who were taken by Irish police from their Romanian Gypsy parents were returned Wednesday to their families after DNA tests determined that the children were rightfully theirs, an episode that raised accusations of racism.
Washington (AFP) - President Barack Obama must be used to the drill by now -- picking up the phone to get an earful from another foreign leader venting at rampant US spies.
Washington (AFP) - A little girl who was treated for HIV shortly after birth still shows no sign of infection at age three, suggesting her apparent cure was not a fluke, US researchers said.
German Bishop Franz Peter Tebartz-van Elst Told to Vacate Limburg Diocese
HARARE, Zimbabwe (AP) — And the winner is ... Ezmerald Kim Kardashian.
Kuala Lumpur (AFP) - British Open winner Phil Mickelson admitted to some of his worst recent form after finishing the first round of the $7 million CIMB Classic in Malaysia eight strokes adrift on Thursday.
By Steve Gorman LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A former University of California policeman who stirred public outrage by pepper-spraying peaceful student protesters has been awarded $38,000 in worker's compensation for psychiatric damage he claimed to have suffered from the 2011 incident, the university…
New York (United States) (AFP) - British street art superstar Banksy said police on Wednesday prevented him from creating a new piece of art in New York as promised on each day of the month.
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DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — In Washington last week, arms regulators announced that Saudi Arabia is seeking $6.8 billion in advanced missiles and other equipment in its latest military buying spree. Days later, Saudi officials snubbed a seat on the U.N. Security Council in a stunning protest…
Dr. Geoffrey Tabin developed a way to correct cataract blindness, an epidemic in Ethiopia.
By Karolina Tagaris LARISSA, Greece (Reuters) - She has two identities and lived off thousands of euros a month in child benefits for nearly a dozen offspring that appear to exist only on paper, and but for one little girl would have continued the fraud Greek police say she perpetrated for two…
New York City (AFP) - A young woman was found dead Wednesday, the second American math teacher murdered by a young student in just days in the United States, officials said.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — "Sherlock" starring Benedict Cumberbatch will return to public TV in January, keeping company on Sunday nights with the "Downton Abbey" crowd.