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This edition was generated on Fri Oct 23 08:45:01 EDT 2009
BRATISLAVA, Slovakia – U.S. Defense Secretary Robert Gates said Friday that NATO allies are moving toward sending more troops and civilian aid to Afghanistan. Full Story »
ANAHEIM, Calif. – Mere moments after the Los Angeles Angels unleashed their leaping, screeching, rambunctious Rally Monkey on the scoreboard, they erased a late deficit and saved their season. Surely that monkey business was just a coincidence. He's just a marketing gimmick, a video star and a plush toy — right? Full Story »
BENTON HARBOR, Mich. – The world's biggest home appliance maker continued to cut costs in the third quarter, but Whirlpool Corp.'s profit fell 47 percent as shoppers are still holding off on big-ticket purchases during the recession. Full Story »