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This edition was generated on Thu Oct 22 08:45:01 EDT 2015
DEAR ABBY: My daughter has been in a lesbian relationship for 14 years. They recently took me to lunch and informed me that her partner, "Nicole," is in the process of transitioning to a male.Nicole has now legally changed her name to "Nick" and has begun hormone treatments. They have been going to…
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Video captured the final moments of the family of five, when Glenn Baxter sped toward Tempe Town Lake with his estranged wife and children in tow.
Two alleged Palestinian attackers were shot west of Jerusalem on Thursday after attempting to board a bus carrying children then stabbing an Israeli, police said. The two men were blocked from entering the bus in Beit Shemesh by the driver and others. Police did not provide further details on the…
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) — A white dwarf star in the Constellation Virgo turns out to be a "death star" worthy of "Star Wars."
Australian police said Wednesday a young child's skeleton found in a suitcase earlier this year was the daughter of a woman whose bones were found 1,100 kilometres (684 miles) away five years ago. Police said the discovery was a breakthrough in the cases that have baffled investigators, and that…
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Federal officials on Thursday will attempt to auction off 103 wooded acres in New Hampshire that were the site of a nine-month standoff between an anti-government couple and federal agents, despite worries the property could be booby-trapped. It is the second time the U.S. Marshals Service has…
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U.S. Representative Paul Ryan did not secure enough votes from the conservative "Freedom Caucus" for a formal endorsement as speaker of the House of Representatives but may get enough support to win if he decides to run, congressmen said on Wednesday. "The bottom line is that if he wants to be…
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NEW ORLEANS (AP) — A handyman kidnapped and strangled a couple he worked for and stole tens of thousands of dollars from a safe in their home, Baton Rouge police said Wednesday.
Toyota is leaving nothing to chance with the latest iteration of its full-size, flagship SUV. In fact when the 2016 model year Land Cruiser goes on sale, all prospective owners will need to do is specify its color. One looked through the Range Rover and then Toyota Land Cruiser catalogues, took a…
Iraqi forces said Wednesday they found 19 different mass graves containing the bodies of 365 fighters from the Islamic State group in the reconquered town of Baiji. An army officer confirmed a large number of IS bodies had been discovered in mass graves, but could not say how many and mentioned…
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Mexico's National Human Rights Commission condemned on Wednesday the lynching of two brothers who were working as pollsters when a mob killed them and burned them while others took pictures. The governmental organization demanded "justice for the victims and their families through a serious and…
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Of the eight finalists in the American Humane Association's 2015 American Hero Dog contest, Harley is the oldest, smallest and most unlikely of winners.
DEAR ABBY: I work for a court, and while I was at work the bailiff informed me he had civil papers to serve on my husband. When I called my husband to tell him, he sounded scared that I knew about it. When I dug a little deeper, I found out they were child support papers from a woman he'd had an…
Matthew Hayden, 21, walked out of the home and surrendered without incident after the shooting, and was charged with two counts of murder and one count of attempted murder, Colerain Township Police Officer James Love said. Love said Hayden was related to the victims and police were investigating…
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By Andrew M. Seaman (Reuters Health) - As attitudes and laws in the U.S. have become more tolerant of marijuana, the proportion of adults using and abusing the substance at least doubled between 2001 and 2013, according to a new study. Although marijuana dependence and abuse was found to be on the…
SAN DIEGO (AP) — A U.S. border inspector fatally shot a knife-wielding Mexican man at a California crossing on Wednesday, and an agency official quickly defended his actions.
In Ukraine and Syria, Russian forces are using high-tech equipment to jam drones and block battlefield communications -- and forcing the U.S. to scramble to catch up.