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The Blonde, Blue-Eyed Girl was Found in Raid in Gypsy Camp
Los Angeles (AFP) - Quarterback Andrew Luck stole the show on a night when the Indianapolis Colts paid homage to their former hero Peyton Manning.
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A Boy Scout leader who came under fire for pushing over an ancient boulder in a national park filed a suit last month claiming he was suffering permanent “disability” and “impairment” from an auto accident four years ago. Glenn Taylor initially faced scrutiny after a...
London (AFP) - Britain's Prince George, the son of Prince William and his wife Catherine, is to be christened on Wednesday in a private family ceremony far removed from the global media circus that surrounded his birth.
FARSALA, Greece (AP) — Gypsies stroll about prefabricated homes in their camp, many of them smiling. But there is worry and resentment here.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Last week, President Barack Obama gathered some of his top advisers in the Oval Office to discuss the problem-plagued rollout of his health care legislation. He told his team the administration had to own up to the fact that there were no excuses for not having the health care…
San Francisco (AFP) - Apple is expected to rev up its iPad line Tuesday as the tablet market heats up with competition from devices powered by software from Google and Microsoft.
Beijing (AFP) - Starbucks has become the latest foreign firm to be roasted by China's state-run media, with a series of accusations that the world's largest coffee shop chain is overcharging Chinese consumers.
Istanbul (AFP) - Tennis star Victoria Azarenka says that watching her boyfriend Redfoo, the LFMAO singer, dancer and rapper, has helped her deal with the fame she has acquired over the last two years.
By Mohammad Anwar KUNAR, Afghanistan (Reuters) - An Afghan army special forces commander has defected to an insurgent group allied with the Taliban in a Humvee truck packed with his team's guns and high-tech equipment, officials in the eastern Kunar province said on Sunday. Monsif Khan, who raided…
The eccentric supercar company is set to build just nine convertible versions of its already exclusive Veneno hypercar, which was officially unveiled at this year's Geneva motor show.
A 13-Foot Oarfish Appears Within a Week of the Last Discovery.
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During an interview for “This Week,” former Republican Florida Gov. Jeb Bush encouraged Texas Republican Sen. Ted Cruz – who told ABC News that he would do “anything” to stop Obamacare – to come up with an alternative and show some restraint if his aim was to...
Sydney (AFP) - Members of criminal gangs could be forced to wear "embarrassing" bright pink overalls in prison under a plan being considered Monday by an Australian state as it cracks down on bikers.
By Nidal al-Mughrabi GAZA (Reuters) - Hamas Islamists in the Gaza Strip claimed responsibility on Sunday for a tunnel that Israel said was found beneath the heavily fortified Israel-Gaza frontier. A website for a Hamas radio station called al Aqsa said the group's armed wing was responsible for…
This morning on “This Week,” House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., said the website glitches around the rollout of the president’s signature health care law were “unacceptable.” “As far as the Affordable Care Act, as I call it, the fact is, that yes what has...
5 things to know after Packers beat Browns 31-13, take NFC North lead; Finley hurt