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WASHINGTON - When it comes to the public's image of John McCain, it's as if somebody dialed the electricity down in the past month. For Barack Obama, the juice is still flowing.
BOSTON - Fenway Park fell silent, and the Boston Red Sox were on the verge of going down without a whimper. Then baseball's comeback kings did it again.
AURORA, Ill. - An investigation into a medical helicopter crash that killed a desperately ill 1-year-old girl and three crew members will include whether a radio tower's lights were on when the aircraft clipped the structure's wire and went down in a suburban Chicago field, authorities said.
DES MOINES, Iowa - After failing to finish a reading assignment, 8-year-old Isabel Loeffler was sent to the school's time-out room a converted storage area under a staircase where she was left alone for three hours.
BANGKOK, Thailand - Thai Prime Minister Somchai Wongsawat said Friday he will stay in power despite growing calls for his resignation in the wake of a deadly confrontation between police and protesters last week.
NEW YORK - The curtain officially went up on Katie Holmes' Broadway debut Thursday as the revival of Arthur Miller's "All My Sons" made its much anticipated premiere.
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Democrat Barack Obama and Republican John McCain shared the same stage and microphone again on Thursday, but this time they traded wisecracks instead of campaign attacks.
LONDON (Reuters) - World leaders demanded tougher banking rules on Friday to protect economies from crisis before a meeting of U.S. and French presidents that officials said would explore ways to reform a crumbling financial system.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Construction starts on new homes fell to a new 17-1/2 year low in September as builders scaled back amid a worsening housing slump and growing turmoil in financial markets that helped pushed permits for new homes to a nearly 27-year low.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. safety investigators on Thursday urgently recommended stepped-up inspections of certain Pratt & Whitney engines on dozens of passenger jets to detect possible flaws linked to the most catastrophic type of failure.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Democrat Barack Obama holds a five-point lead over Republican John McCain, with little immediate indication their final public debate did much to sway the presidential race, a Reuters/C-SPAN/ZOGBY poll showed on Friday.
PESHAWAR, Pakistan (Reuters) - A Pakistani judge ruled on Friday that a young American man of Pakistani descent could be detained for another two days after he was arrested trying to enter a militant-plagued region on the Afghan border.
LASHKAR GAH, Afghanistan (Reuters) - Women and children were among 17 civilians killed in southern Afghanistan, an official said on Friday, but it was not clear if they were victims of a foreign air strike or Taliban rockets.
ANKARA (Reuters) - A shadowy right-wing group goes on trial in Turkey on Monday on charges of trying to topple Prime Minister Tayyip Erdogan's government.
PARIS (AFP) - Fallout from the financial crisis grew in the real economy Friday with job losses and a backlash against banking chiefs as shares ended a crazy week with a new roller-coaster ride.
NEW YORK (AFP) - Republican White House candidate John McCain has pinned his hopes for a late comeback on "Joe the Plumber," the unlikely blue-collar hero of his final presidential debate with Barack Obama.
PREAH VIHEAR, Cambodia (AFP) - Cambodia's premier vowed Friday to improve the country's defence capabilities, but insisted there would be no war with Thailand after a deadly firefight erupted on their disputed border.
HARARE (AFP) - Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe and rival Morgan Tsvangirai were set Friday to resume power-sharing talks for a fourth day to end a spat on key cabinet posts holding up a new unity government.
BANGKOK, (AFP) - Thousands of anti-government protesters rallied in Bangkok's business district Friday, police said, as pressure mounts on the prime minister to step down after last week's deadly street clashes.
PARIS (AFP) - The French bank Caisse d'Epargne lost around 600 million euros (800 million dollars) in a derivatives trading "incident" during last week's market turmoil, the company said Friday in a statement.
STOCKHOLM (AFP) - Mobile phone maker Sony Ericsson said on Friday it had plunged deep into the red in the third quarter with a net loss of 25 million euros (33.7 million dollars), but its sales volumes beat analysts' expectations.
NEW YORK - The US government's extraordinary effort to rescue the banking system may have pulled America's economy back from the brink, but it comes at a cost – helping to push an already bloated deficit up to an estimated $1 trillion for this fiscal year.
JALALABAD, AFGHANISTAN - With sticks, knives, and 600 men drawn from his own tribe, Hajji Malik Zahir did what the armies of Afghanistan and America could not: He drove the Taliban from his district.
SEOUL (Reuters) - Destitute North Korea on Thursday threatened to end all relations with South Korea, a major source of aid and cash, in anger at the hardline policies of its conservative president.
BOSTON - Fenway Park fell silent, and the Boston Red Sox were on the verge of going down without a whimper. Then baseball's comeback kings did it again.
WASHINGTON - Construction of new homes plunged by a bigger-than-expected amount in September as builders slashed production to the slowest pace since early 1991.