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CINCINNATI (AP) — While an Ohio man was on electronic monitoring in an abduction case, he had a 14-year-old girl dropped off at his home by taxi, held her captive for months and raped her, according to criminal charges and court records.
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The Turkish military on Friday said it had downed an "air vehicle" of unknown origin which had violated its air space close to the Syrian border. It warned the air force would "decisively" implement Turkey's rules of engagement. Turkey had earlier this month bitterly complained about two violations…
The body of slain Ohio woman hanging from a fence was mistaken for a Halloween decoration, police said.
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LOS ANGELES (AP) — Los Angeles Dodgers right fielder Andre Ethier shouted at manager Don Mattingly in the bottom of the third inning of Game 5 of the NL Division Series on Thursday night.
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Three young sisters were killed in Alberta, Canada, after they were sucked into a truck bed filled with canola seeds.
HONOLULU (AP) — Jamie Zimmerman, a doctor and reporter with ABC News' medical unit, has drowned while on vacation in Hawaii. She was 31.
Shanghai (AFP) - Rafael Nadal's renaissance took a big step forward on Friday as he whipped a flagging Stan Wawrinka for the loss of just three games to reach the Shanghai Masters semi-finals.
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NEW YORK (AP) — A baby girl was thrown from a sixth-floor window of an apartment building to her death on Thursday, witnesses and police said, making her the third child killed that way in the city in three months.
Turkish warplanes shot down a drone in Turkish air space near the Syrian border on Friday and its nationality has not yet been identified, a senior government official told Reuters. The military said earlier in a statement that it had shot down an unidentified aircraft after it continued on its…
America is in the midst of a health crisis when it comes to both obesity and heart disease, two serious conditions which often go hand in hand. Hardly a controversial or surprising statement, the statistics in this regard speak volumes. As is stands today, heart disease is the leading cause of…
The mother of a youth facing beheading for taking part in protests in Saudi Arabia has pleaded with US President Barack Obama to "rescue my son" in an interview published by the British daily the Guardian Thursday. The sentence against Ali al-Nimr, a Shiite Muslim who was only 17 when he was…
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The gorilla, who is known for her extensive sign language abilities, picked out two kittens to bring up as her babies.
A woman got booted off her American Airlines flight this weekend from Phoenix to Portland prior to departure, and video of the incident appears to show that she at least had the sympathies of some of her fellow passengers. Cellphone video from the Sunday incident shows the woman, who has not been…
Police have identified the man accused of killing a psychiatrist in her Hockessin, Delaware home.
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Hungary's Prime Minister Viktor Orban defended his hardline stance against refugees, the vast majority of whom are Muslim, saying in an interview published Friday that Islam "has never been part of Europe". Speaking to Germany's Focus news weekly about the record migrant influx, he said "the…
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Flash flooding sent water, mud and rocks rushing across Interstate 5 north of Los Angeles Thursday, stranding hundreds of vehicles and closing the major north-south thoroughfare.
Lockheed Martin Corp on Thursday said it had reached a verbal agreement with the U.S. Air Force on a five-year contract to build up to 83 C-130J Super Hercules transport planes for the Air Force, Coast Guard and Marine Corps through 2020. "We have reached a verbal agreement on the C-130J multiyear…