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(Reuters) - The owner of the boat where the accused Boston Marathon bomber was found hiding told the Boston Globe that he is "not crazy" and never would have searched had he thought the accused bomber was hiding there. Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the accused bomber, took cover in a boat parked in David…
After a last-ditch effort by House Republicans to end the fiscal impasse imploded Tuesday under the weight of conservative outrage, the Senate announced it would go back to work on its own plan to avert a catastrophic debt default.
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AdChoices CreditCards.comSponsoredWASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Barack Obama said on Tuesday that stalled immigration reform would be a top priority once the fiscal crisis has been resolved. "Once that's done, you know, the day after, I'm going to be pushing to say, call a vote on immigration reform," he told the Los Angeles…
By Maggie Fick CAIRO (Reuters) - Relations between the United States and Egypt are now in turmoil and the entire Middle East could suffer, the Egyptian foreign minister said in remarks made a week after Washington moved to curtail military aid to Cairo. Nabil Fahmy told state-run Al-Ahram newspaper…
All Eyes on Senate as Debt Limit Deadline Draws Near
LOS ANGELES (AP) — A marine science instructor snorkeling off the Southern California coast spotted something out of a fantasy novel: the silvery carcass of an 18-foot-long, serpent-like oarfish.
Living simply is known as a virtue. Dan Price puts this theory to the test in a rather extreme way, living on $5,000 a year, mostly in a self-described hobbit-hole near Joseph, Oregon. For more than 20 years, Price has been living in the small underground structure that he built from mostly found…
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BISMARCK, N.D. (AP) — Scientists who helped calculate oil spilled from a broken BP well into the Gulf of Mexico are questioning the methodology used to estimate the amount of crude that recently leaked from a ruptured pipeline into a wheat field in northwestern North Dakota.
They say the disabled principal is now working next to the bathroom and school cafeteria where the smell of French fries wafts into her make-shift office. So far, the Board of Education has been unable to provide an elevator or wheelchair lift at the K-5 school in Queens so that Barbeosch can…
London (AFP) - Wayne Rooney says he is desperate to finally make his mark on the World Cup after firing England to next year's finals in Brazil.
DETROIT (Reuters) - A federal judge may rule as soon as Wednesday on the legality of a gay marriage ban that Michigan voters placed in their state constitution nine years ago. April DeBoer and Jayne Rowse, a lesbian couple from suburban Detroit, are challenging the state ban on same-sex marriage…
Tokyo (AFP) - A typhoon described as the "strongest in 10 years" closed in on Japan on Wednesday, on a path that will take it towards the precarious Fukushima nuclear power plant.
Police say security video played a key role in tracking down a violent kidnapper.
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Seoul (AFP) - South Korea unveiled its new "tourist police" force Wednesday, with snappy uniforms from rapper Psy's costume designer and a "Gangnam Style" launch in central Seoul.
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Cory Booker, the charismatic mayor of New Jersey's largest city, is heavily favored to beat conservative activist Steve Lonegan when voters head to the polls on Wednesday in a special election to fill New Jersey's vacant U.S. Senate seat. A Quinnipiac poll on Tuesday found…
After the New York City motorcycle road rage incident, San Antonio-based Texas Armoring made a video showing how their armoring services could have protected Alexian Lien and his family in their SUV. "The Future Is Now" host Sheila Dharmarajan visited Texas Armoring to see how their defensive…
Paris (AFP) - For nearly half a century, French Catholics have been reciting a version of the Lord's Prayer that could be considered blasphemous, the country's bishops have concluded after years of debate.
In Vietnam, the government is seriously throwing the whole give a man a fish/teach a man to fish thing on its proverbial head. Instead of handouts or casting lessons, rural farmers are encouraged to adopt what’s known as V-A-C approach, an ingenious integrated agriculture system built around…