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This edition was generated on Thu Oct 15 08:45:20 EDT 2015
DEAR ABBY: My son, a widower with two boys, ages 6 and 9, has just informed me that his 33-year-old girlfriend, "Karen," is pregnant and due in five months. He started seeing her three months after his wife died, and they have been an item for eight months. She has been staying at his house every…
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A New York couple was charged with manslaughter in the death of their 19-year-old son after allegedly beating him for hours during a family counseling session inside the "sanctuary room" of an upstate Christian church, police said on Wednesday. The victim's parents, Bruce Leonard, 65, and Deborah…
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Although Lamar Odom's marriage to Khloe Kardashian introduced him to untold millions of fans who don't know a power forward from a paparazzo, reality television notoriety was only a small part of a life largely spent in basketball.
A woman got booted off her American Airlines flight this weekend from Phoenix to Portland prior to departure, and video of the incident appears to show that she at least had the sympathies of some of her fellow passengers. Cellphone video from the Sunday incident shows the woman, who has not been…
An engine of a Boeing 747 operated by Iran's Mahan Air detached from the plane Thursday shortly after takeoff from Tehran, causing terror among passengers but no injuries, local media reported. The 747, with 300 passengers on board, was on a flight from the capital's Mehrabad airport to Bandar…
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The mother of a youth facing beheading for taking part in protests in Saudi Arabia has pleaded with US President Barack Obama to "rescue my son" in an interview published by the British daily the Guardian Thursday. The sentence against Ali al-Nimr, a Shiite Muslim who was only 17 when he was…
An Indian man who shocked hospital staff when he woke up on an autopsy table just before a post-mortem was about to begin has died, authorities said Wednesday. On Sunday a hospital doctor in Mumbai mistakenly certified the homeless man, who has been named as Prakash, as dead after police found him…
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By Jeffrey Heller JERUSALEM (Reuters) - U.S. State Department suggestions that Israel might be using excessive force to confront a wave of Palestinian stabbing attacks drew sharp criticism on Thursday from senior Israeli cabinet ministers. Defence Minister Moshe Yaalon accused Washington of…
NEW HARTFORD, N.Y. (AP) — Two teenage brothers were brutally beaten in church — one fatally — in an effort by their parents, sister and other members to get them to confess their sins, police said Wednesday in a case involving an insular congregation that had sparked gossip and suspicion among…
LAS VEGAS (AP) — Lamar Odom didn't last long at the glittering intersection of championship success and Hollywood celebrity.
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Russia said Wednesday that one of its fighter jets had approached a US-led coalition warplane in Syrian airspace for identification purposes, as it sought to allay US fears of mid-air collisions. Russian warplanes including an Su-30SM fighter jet were bombing Islamic State group targets in Syria's…
In what may turn out to be the bargain of a lifetime, a coin dealer named Randy Guijarro in 2010 paid $2 for a miscellaneous lot from a California junk shop. Come to find out years later, the lot contained an extremely rare photograph of Billy the Kid, the famous outlaw who lived in the American…
A three-year-old boy who had been reported missing from a New Jersey home was found dead hours after the search for the child began, officials said.
A partial reconstruction of a Malaysia Airlines jet made of wreckage found strewn across eastern Ukraine told the graphic story of its violent last moments after being hit by a surface-to-air missile. Dutch-led air crash investigators concluded some of the 298 people on board may have known for up…
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NEW YORK (AP) — Tom Brady has four Super Bowl rings, is a future Hall of Famer and his New England Patriots are off to a 5-0 start, and yet he's still quick to mention his 199th rank in the draft more than a decade ago as motivation for excellence.
Scottish nurse Pauline Cafferkey, who was hailed as a hero for treating Ebola victims in Africa, is critically ill with the virus after beating it earlier
A Cleveland truck driver accused of being a serial killer is charged with four murders, including one dating to 1997, a Cuyahoga County prosecutor said. A grand jury in Cleveland on Tuesday indicted Robert Rembert Jr. on 10 counts of aggravated murder for three killings in 2015 and one in 1997,…