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This edition was generated on Wed Oct 14 08:45:02 EDT 2015
DEAR ABBY: I am a 30-year-old single mom of two young girls. After my divorce, I returned to my hometown where my family is. I'm enrolled in school full time and set to graduate in two semesters. I have a 3.7 GPA, my girls are well-adjusted and well-behaved, and I have my own place. My mom…
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Russian attack helicopters are making a show of force in Syria.
Sean Angold, Lila Alligod and Morrison Lampley are accused of murdering a Canadian tourist in San Francisco and a hiker in Marin County. They'll make their first court appearance Wednesday.
Lucas Leonard, 19, died of blunt force trauma to his body after being attacked inside the Word of Life Church in New Hartford, New York, about 50 miles (80 kms) east of Syracuse, authorities said. A joint investigation by the New Hartford police and the New York State Police determined that a…
NEW YORK (AP) — The zombies on "The Walking Dead" may be starting to stagger.
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A partial reconstruction of a Malaysia Airlines jet made of wreckage found strewn across eastern Ukraine told the graphic story of its violent last moments after being hit by a surface-to-air missile. Dutch-led air crash investigators concluded some of the 298 people on board may have known for up…
Wealthy Chinese are scrambling to buy their way into countries with clean air and good schools.
Zoe Hastings went missing when she was reportedly on her way to church and was found slain near her crashed minivan in a Dallas creek.
An Oklahoma man has been arrested in a cold case involving the disappearance of his 8-year-old neighbor nearly two decades ago.
Never-before-revealed "702 Account" strategy allows Americans to generate $4,098 per month in retirement income on top of Social Security.
"America is rejoicing over the killing of Abu Mutaz al-Qurashi and considers this a great victory," Abu Mohamed al-Adnani said in an audio recording posted on jihadist websites. "I will not mourn him... he whose only wish was to die in the name of Allah... he has raised men and left behind heroes…
It’s all Gabby's fault!
NEW YORK (AP) — It's most definitely Emilia Clarke's year.
Texas plans on Wednesday to execute Licho Escamilla, who was convicted of fatally shooting a Dallas police officer who was working in 2001 as an off-duty security guard at a nightclub in the city. Escamilla, 33, is scheduled to die at 6 p.m. local time by lethal injection at the state's death…
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Eastbound lanes of US-64 in Edgecombe County are closed due to debris from accident involving two tractor trailers. The impact caused one to split in two.
The zoo's senior primate keeper Laura Hanley said she did not know of anywhere else in the world where a pregnant chimpanzee had taken on the role of surrogate to another infant, so close to a birth of her own. "I'm humbled by what we've seen from the chimpanzee troop over the last few days -- it's…
BRIDGEPORT, Conn. (AP) — A Connecticut jury on Tuesday rejected a woman's bid to sue her 12-year-old nephew for injuries she says she suffered from his exuberant greeting at his birthday party four years ago.
A three-year-old boy who had been reported missing from a New Jersey home was found dead hours after the search for the child began, officials said.
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HELENA, Mont. (AP) — A Montana daycare owner was punched and hit in the face with a shovel after refusing to hand three young siblings to their father, who was drunk and lacks legal custody, authorities said.
Turkish Prime Minister Ahmet Davutoglu on Wednesday warned the United States and Russia against "unacceptable" military and political support for Syrian Kurdish forces fighting the Islamic State (IS) group in Syria. Turkey earlier summoned US and Russian envoys to warn against supplying arms and…
The families of two young men who died driving while high want you to watch the video of their fatal crash.