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NEW YORK (AP) — It's most definitely Emilia Clarke's year.
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The Philippines' leading fast-food giant Jollibee Foods announced on Tuesday it had acquired 40 percent of an upmarket US hamburger chain for $99 million. Jollibee said in a statement it was acquiring part of Denver-based Smashburger, which has 339 restaurants in the United States, Canada, the…
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Two rockets struck the Russian embassy compound in Damascus on Tuesday sparking panic as several hundred people gathered to express their support for Moscow's air war in Syria, AFP journalists said. Some 300 people had begun to gather for a demonstration backing Russia's recent intervention in…
Debora Kelly, 48, was shot once in the upper body and was pronounced dead inside her home in San Antonio, Texas on Saturday.
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A month after French authorities found part of a wing for missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 on Reunion Island, a boy is claiming he’s found wreckage in the Philippines that may belong to the missing aircraft.
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Pyongyang has always been an exclusive city, and the 10 percent of the 25 million population allowed to live there generally enjoy a lifestyle the vast majority of North Koreans can only dream of. A closely monitored but tolerated grassroots capitalism, born out of a spirit of survivalist…
Philippine authorities insisted on Tuesday a Malaysian Airlines jet that went missing last year had not crashed onto a remote Filipino island, after a man's claims that wreckage had been found there made headlines. The precise fate of Flight MH370, which went missing in March last year with 239…
15 members of the group known as Respect the Flag were indicted on charges they violated Georgia’s Street Gang Terrorism and Prevention Act.
The head of Al-Qaeda's Syrian affiliate has called on jihadists in the Caucasus to attack Russian civilians and soldiers in retaliation for Moscow's air strikes in Syria. "If the Russian army kills the people of Syria, then kill their people. An eye for an eye," Abu Mohamed al-Jolani, the head of…
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Shawn Hurwitz, the chief executive officer of Houston investment firm Maxxam Inc., was killed in an Austin-area boating accident over the weekend, a spokesman for the family said on Monday. "At this time and with heavy hearts we can confirm that Shawn Hurwitz passed away last night in an incident…
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Terence Olridge, 31, was shot multiple times at a home in Cordova, Tennessee around 1 p.m.
A 24-year-old hiker from Monrovia died over the weekend after falling from a cliff in the Angeles National Forest.
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LOS ANGELES (AP) — "Pan" walked the plank this weekend and it didn't go well.
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A toddler killed in a clan war which prompted Pope Francis to excommunicate all mafia members was being used as a human shield by his grandfather, Italy's top anti-mafia prosecutor said Monday. Italian police said two people had carried out the bloody attack, which saw three-year-old "Coco"…