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The fight erupted in a parking lot near AT&T Stadium
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The officer, Terence Olridge, 31, was shot multiple times at about 1 p.m. and then rushed to a local hospital where he died, Memphis Police spokesman Louis Brownlee said. Brownlee said that Olridge, who had just marked his first anniversary with the department, was engaged to be married. A male…
President Barack Obama is fairly certain of one thing when it comes to next year's election: Donald Trump won't succeed him in the White House. The billionaire businessman, the frontrunner in the race to become the Republican party's White House nominee, has raised hackles with his controversial…
Technically Incorrect: A US scientist finds a male mustached kingfisher in the Solomon Islands. He kills it so that he can study it. Not everyone is impressed.
Syrian army and allied forces supported by Russian warplanes made further advances as they pressed an offensive against insurgents on Monday, in the fiercest clashes for nearly a week, a monitor said. Russian jets carried out at least 30 air strikes on the town of Kafr Nabuda in Hama province in…
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New Jersey State Police are investigating the death of a former firefighter involving a lawn mower.
DEAR ABBY: I am a college sophomore and have been dating my boyfriend, "Evan," for nearly a year. I am planning to take a semester abroad at the beginning of my junior year.Recently, Evan confessed that if I leave, our relationship would have to end. He asserts that being away from me for more than…
OAKLAND, Calif. (AP) — Charles Woodson got his long-awaited interceptions against Peyton Manning. Manning got the win and some laughs, too, thanks to another big day from Denver's opportunistic defense.
The Afghan Taliban have released a striking new picture of late founder Mullah Omar from his days as a religious student, the only known image of the reclusive leader before he lost his right eye in battle. The picture, taken in 1978, was first posted on the Taliban's official site…
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TUCSON, Ariz. (AP) — The estate of Jimi Hendrix is suing a Tucson man for a guitar once owned by the legendary guitarist.
HIGHGATE, Vt. (AP) — American actor Randy Quaid was taken into custody Friday night while trying to cross into the United States from Canada, Vermont State Police said.
A timber vessel believed to be one of celebrated English king Henry V's "great ships" has been found in a river in southern England, heritage group Historic England announced Monday. Experts from Historic England believe the wreck that lies buried in mud in the River Hamble near Southampton is the…
DEAR ABBY: My dear friend "Iris" is having her annual Halloween party. Each year I wear a costume I pull together without spending extra money. This year I'll be dressing as a cowgirl, and I have arranged to borrow a few items for the costume.As a rule, I keep my costume a surprise and don't ask…
While interviewing the comedian, USA Today asked her what she thought of the comment. Schumer's response? The exact kinda thing it deserved!
A Kurdish militia that has been backed by U.S.-led air strikes in Syria has joined a new military alliance that includes Arab groups, a statement released overnight said. The alliance calling itself the Democratic Forces of Syria includes the Syrian Kurdish YPG militia and Syrian Arab groups that…
With more than 1.3 billion residents, China enjoys a reputation as the world’s most populous nation. There are currently 300 million smokers in China, and an astounding 1 million people die every year from the effects of cancer. When I lived in Guangzhou, about an hour north of Hong Kong, in the…
PANAMA CITY (AP) — The directors of a massive Trump-branded luxury condominium development in Panama fired Donald Trump's company in the summer over allegations of mismanagement, overspending and undisclosed bonuses executives paid themselves, according to an Associated Press examination.
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The Chiefs could lose a huge weapon.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Southern California coach Steve Sarkisian is taking an indefinite leave of absence after athletic director Pat Haden determined that the troubled coach is "not healthy."
Singapore Airlines suffered an embarrassing incident early Sunday when the nose landing gear of a plane retracted at the gate, leaving the front of the plane on the ground.