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HIGHGATE, Vt. (AP) — American actor Randy Quaid was taken into custody Friday night while trying to cross into the United States from Canada, Vermont State Police said.
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The Iraqi air force struck a convoy of Islamic State leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi in western Anbar province close to the Syrian border on Sunday, a military statement said. "Iraqi air forces have bombed the convoy of the terrorist Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi while he was heading to Karabla to attend a…
Man walks around in broad daylight with wife's severed head.
DEAR ABBY: My dear friend "Iris" is having her annual Halloween party. Each year I wear a costume I pull together without spending extra money. This year I'll be dressing as a cowgirl, and I have arranged to borrow a few items for the costume.As a rule, I keep my costume a surprise and don't ask…
President Barack Obama said the Republican Party has "gone off the deep end" with its messy failure to elect a new speaker of the House of Representatives. The Republican-controlled House was left in shock and disarray this week when Kevin McCarthy, the frontrunner to replace John Boehner, who has…
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An officer was responding to a routine call when he says the family's boxer terrier charged at him.
SINGAPORE (AP) — A Singapore Airlines jet collapsed Sunday morning with no passengers or crew on board as an engineer conducted routine landing checks before a scheduled flight from Singapore to Hong Kong, the airline said.
With more than 1.3 billion residents, China enjoys a reputation as the world’s most populous nation. There are currently 300 million smokers in China, and an astounding 1 million people die every year from the effects of cancer. When I lived in Guangzhou, about an hour north of Hong Kong, in the…
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Ten people have died, including a couple and their five children, after a pre-dawn fire Saturday at a site in Dublin housing members of the traveller community. "We can confirm 10 fatalities now," an Irish police spokesman told AFP, but he could not say how many were children. "Unfortunately a…
LOS ANGELES (AP) — New York Mets shortstop Ruben Tejada broke his right leg when a takeout slide by the Los Angeles Dodgers' Chase Utley's flipped the shortstop in the seventh inning of Game 2 of the NL Division Series on Saturday night.
Syrian fighter jets and missile systems harassed Turkish F-16 warplanes near the Turkish-Syrian border on Saturday, the Turkish military said on Sunday, once again bringing the conflict to NATO's southeastern flank. The three jets were among 12 F-16s patrolling the border when they were interfered…
In a recent study, a group of University professors show how 539 individual investors were able to consistently double their money every 3.5 years.
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A homeless man found a skull and brought it into a grocery store so he could alert authorities.
Cruise missiles fired from warships, the latest jets pounding far-off targets: Russian President Vladimir Putin's show of strength in Syria looks aimed at proving that a resurgent Moscow can rival the West, analysts said. Since late September Russia has flexed its muscles in a bombing campaign…
Tragedy has struck California’s mountain lions once again, with three deaths in as many weeks highlighting how difficult it is for the big cats to survive in an urban national park. Three young mountain lions have been found dead in the Santa Monica Mountains over the past few weeks, according to…
You don't have to spend a fortune to ride in style. We list this year's cars that are sure to make your friends jealous of your cool factor.
A Spring Hill, Florida, couple has been found guilty of wire fraud in a case that alleged they did sold their home without disclosing there was sinkhole underneath it.
A former governor of Nigeria's oil-rich Bayelsa state wanted by London to face money-laundering charges died on Saturday, an official statement said. "(Diepreye) Alamieyeseigha died Saturday evening at the University of Port Harcourt Teaching (Specialist) Hospital where he was receiving medical…
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Major League Baseball executive Joe Torre will review the controversial slide by Los Angeles Dodgers second baseman Chase Utley into New York Mets shortstop Ruben Tejada for possible disciplinary action after Game 2 of their NL Division Series.