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BAGHDAD - Two members of the U.S.-led coalition force were killed and 40 others were wounded in an attack at Camp Victory, a sprawling base near Baghdad's airport that houses the headquarters of U.S. forces in Iraq, the military said Thursday.
WASHINGTON - The federal government will begin testing a body-scanning machine that could eventually be used instead of the metal detectors passengers walk through at airports.
STOCKHOLM, Sweden - British writer Doris Lessing won the 2007 Nobel Prize in literature, the Swedish Academy said Thursday, citing her "skepticism, fire and visionary power" in dozens of works, notably her classic "The Golden Notebook."
WASHINGTON - John McCain is proposing a sweeping health care system overhaul aimed at giving people more control and more choices while fostering greater industry competition in hopes of lowering costs and improving services.
LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears filed an emergency court motion seeking to expand visitation rights with her children, the lawyer for ex-husband Kevin Federline said Wednesday.
PHOENIX - Major league baseball jumps back on the sports radar screen tonight with Game One of the National League Championship Series. It'll be NL West champion Arizona Diamondbacks hosting wildcard winner Colorado at Chase Field. It's the first time two Western division teams are meeting to decide the NL pennant.
ANKARA (Reuters) - Turkey warned on Thursday that relations with its NATO ally the United States would be harmed by a U.S. House committee's approval of a resolution calling the 1915 massacres of Armenians by Ottoman Turks genocide.
STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - British novelist Doris Lessing won the 2007 Nobel Prize for literature on Thursday for a body of work that delved into human relations and inspired a generation of feminist writers.
NEW DELHI (Reuters) - The U.N. nuclear watchdog head Mohamed ElBaradei met India's prime minister on Thursday in a long-scheduled trip as time started to run out for the government to press forward with a nuclear deal with the United States.
YANGON (Reuters) - Hundreds of Buddhist monks rounded up by Myanmar's junta were beaten and kept in animal-like conditions without toilets or drinking water during days of interrogation, one of those freed said on Thursday.
DETROIT (Reuters) - Chrysler LLC and the United Auto Workers union reached a tentative labor agreement on Wednesday, ending a strike against the No. 3 U.S. automaker just over six hours after it began.
BAGHDAD (Reuters) - The United Nations wants probes to determine whether private security contractors in Iraq have committed war crimes and for governments to ensure that the rule of law is applied, U.N. officials said on Thursday.
BEIJING (Reuters) - China has complained to the United States over a decision to award exiled Tibetan spiritual leader the Dalai Lama a U.S. Congressional Gold Medal, a Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesman said on Thursday.
BOSTON (Reuters) - The heart benefits of taking statin drugs may last for years, even after the drugs are stopped, researchers reported on Wednesday.
STOCKHOM (AFP) - British writer Doris Lessing on Thursday won the Nobel Literature Prize for five decades of epic novels that have covered feminism, politics as well her youth in Africa.
ANKARA (AFP) - Turkey on Thursday condemned a vote by a US House of Representatives committee branding the World War I massacre of Armenians "genocide" and urged them not to take it to a full House vote.
YANGON (AFP) - Concern mounted on Thursday for about 1,000 pro-democracy protesters still detained in Myanmar, as the United Nations moved to scold the regime for last month's deadly crackdown on mass street rallies.
JERUSALEM (AFP) - Fraud squad officers were grilling Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert on Thursday for a second time over his alleged abuse of influence in the privatisation of one of the country's leading banks.
PARIS (AFP) - Runners who buy expensive training shoes in the belief that these are less likely to cause injury are deluding themselves, according to a study that appears on Thursday.
NEW YORK (AFP) - Boeing ran into turbulence on its highly touted 787 Dreamliner program, announcing a six-month delay for the new jet seen as the future profit driver for the US aviation giant.
DETROIT, United States (AFP) - A strike at Chrysler LLC's US plants was called off after less than seven hours when the automaker reached a deal with its main union on a landmark contract aimed at helping the automaker better compete with its Asian rivals.
BEIJING (Reuters) - China has complained to the United States over a decision to award exiled Tibetan spiritual leader the Dalai Lama a U.S. Congressional Gold Medal, a Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesman said on Thursday.
BAGHDAD (Reuters) - The United Nations called on the United States government on Thursday to ensure that any private contractors committing offences in Iraq are prosecuted.
ANKARA (Reuters) - Turkey warned on Thursday that relations with its NATO ally the United States would be harmed by a U.S. House committee's approval of a resolution calling the 1915 massacres of Armenians by Ottoman Turks genocide.
With this winter expected to be colder than last year, and global oil prices significantly higher than in late 2006, U.S. consumers will face higher heating bills and little relief at the gasoline pump in the coming months, the government's energy forecasting agency predicts.
STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - British novelist Doris Lessing won the 2007 Nobel Prize for literature on Thursday for a body of work that delved into human relations and inspired a generation of feminist writers.
PHOENIX - Major league baseball jumps back on the sports radar screen tonight with Game One of the National League Championship Series. It'll be NL West champion Arizona Diamondbacks hosting wildcard winner Colorado at Chase Field. It's the first time two Western division teams are meeting to decide the NL pennant.
LOS ANGELES - Foreclosure filings across the U.S. nearly doubled last month compared with September 2006, as financially strapped homeowners already behind on mortgage payments defaulted on their loans or came closer to losing their homes to foreclosure, a real estate information company said Thursday.
10. While traveling the country, I can shower with any team I choose
9. Can now advertise my garage sales as "Hall of Fame garage sales"
8. George Steinbrenner just offered me $20 million to play again
7. On Bobblehead Day, guess who gets two bobbleheads?
6. At any moment, there's a good chance Bob Costas is boring someone with stories about me
5. It's nice to be mentioned in the same breath as Arky Vaughan, Burleigh Grimes, and Gabby Hartnett
4. Free chalupa from Taco Bell if I mention them in my induction speech
3. Made all those years playing in southern California's lousy climate worth it
2. I can now admit I broke my streak in 1998 because I had tickets to "Les Mis"
1. Get to be on national television-- even if it is this show