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Families of three Florida students who died after being hypnotized by their principal will receive $200,000 each in a settlement with the school district.
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White reportedly attempted suicide once before in 2012, not long after her father died following a battle with brain cancer.
LOUISVILLE, Ky. (AP) — Virginia Chumbley was asleep when she was shot to death in her home. The killer left the handgun in the bedroom and cried as he called 911.
Syria's army announced Thursday a "vast offensive" to wrest back territory from armed opposition groups, as NATO voiced alarm at escalating Russian military activity in the war-torn country. Moscow has dramatically stepped up its nine-day-old air war against opponents of President Bashar al-Assad,…
Federal agents dug up about $600,000 buried in the backyard of a Los Angeles-area home once occupied by a former armored truck driver who has admitted to helping steal more than $1 million, federal law enforcement said on Wednesday. The money, in denominations of $100 and $20 and contained in…
You don't have to spend a fortune to ride in style. We list this year's cars that are sure to make your friends jealous of your cool factor.
DEAR ABBY: I am happily married to a great man. I have a young daughter from a previous marriage, and my husband has two teenagers, a boy and girl, from a prior marriage. Like many blended families, we have our struggles, but one is becoming increasingly difficult to deal with.I don't know how to…
NEW YORK (AP) — When Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood host the Country Music Association Awards in November, they'll have a wealth of material for their jokes — and for that, Paisley is thankful for the Ashley Madison hack and presidential contenders.
Barnes allegedly drove 95 miles to confront Fisher.
Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei on Wednesday banned any further negotiations between Iran and the United States, putting the breaks on moderates hoping to end Iran's isolation after reaching a nuclear deal with world powers in July. Khamenei, the highest authority in the Islamic…
Watch what happens next when this guy has one of the worst days of his life.
LAYTONVILLE, Calif. (AP) — A California teen who stabbed to death his friend and his friend's father during a rampage in the home that took him in was sentenced to 71 years to life in prison.
I wouldn’t blame you for reading that headline and thinking to yourself, “Well, this guy’s probably overreacting.” I get it — it can’t be that bad, right? I’ll let you make the decision, because my mind’s made up. READ MORE: This is why a glass walkway 3,500 feet above ground was a bad idea… The…
Michael Johnston died of a heart attack in the cockpit of an American Airlines plane.
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NEW YORK (AP) — A Chinese immigrant who authorities said butchered five relatives with a meat cleaver in a fit of jealousy, including four small children, will serve at least 125 years in prison after pleading guilty Wednesday to murder and manslaughter charges.
The world was supposed to end in May 2011, according to one prophecy, unless that was really just the beginning of the end, in which case the end of the end is set for Wednesday.
BEIJING (AP) — Beijing expressed "serious concern" Thursday about a reported U.S. plan to challenge China's South China Sea territorial claims by sailing a Navy ship near one of its newly built artificial islands.
Homeowners are surprised and furious. If you owe less than $625,000 on your home, you better read this...
By Robin Emmott, Sabine Siebold and Phil Stewart BRUSSELS (Reuters) - Turkey appealed to its NATO allies on Thursday to shore up missile defenses in the country aimed at shooting down Syrian rockets, as Germany said again that it will withdraw its Patriot batteries and the United States was set to…
Eric Morelli was sentenced to seven years in prison for the death of Kristen Milano.
Facing a rising tide of problems from the outside and in, the kingdom is in trouble. Will America come to the rescue?