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This edition was generated on Wed Oct 7 08:45:02 EDT 2015
DEAR ABBY: I am happily married to a great man. I have a young daughter from a previous marriage, and my husband has two teenagers, a boy and girl, from a prior marriage. Like many blended families, we have our struggles, but one is becoming increasingly difficult to deal with.I don't know how to…
Penny stocks might be the key to getting rich in a recession. Smart investors are buying their dream homes using this penny stock secret.
The world was supposed to end in May 2011, according to one prophecy, unless that was really just the beginning of the end, in which case the end of the end is set for Wednesday.
Police are investigating the death of a woman and her 1-year-old child, who were both found death inside their Hollywood apartment.
Thrill-seeking tourists in China got more than they bargained for when cracks appeared in a glass-bottomed walkway suspended 1,080 meters (3,540 foot) over a canyon, reports said. "When I was almost at the end (of the walkway), there was a sudden loud bang and a tremor beneath my feet," the…
By Sylvia Westall and Dominic Evans BEIRUT (Reuters) - Russia and Syria carried out what appeared to be the first major coordinated assaults on Syrian insurgents on Wednesday, targeting rebels in the west rather than Islamic State militants, a monitor said. The combined assault hit towns close to…
In a recent study, a group of University professors show how 539 individual investors were able to consistently double their money every 3.5 years.
Crowdability.comSponsoredTechnically Incorrect: In Russia, a so-called daredevil teen tries to take a picture while hanging from a rope off the side of a building. The rope snaps.
STORRS, Conn. (AP) — A University of Connecticut student faces criminal charges over a confrontation with a campus food court manager who wouldn't let him buy macaroni and cheese with bacon and jalapeno peppers.
U.S. counter-terror officials have asked Toyota, the world’s second largest auto maker, to help them determine how ISIS has managed to acquire the large number of Toyota pick-up trucks and SUVs seen prominently in the terror group’s propaganda videos in Iraq, Syria and Libya, ABC News has learned.…
You don't have to spend a fortune to ride in style. We list this year's cars that are sure to make your friends jealous of your cool factor.
Tourists experience worst case scenario on glass bridge hanging on the side of a cliff.
HUNTSVILLE, Texas (AP) — A convicted killer in Texas was executed Tuesday for fatally shooting another man in a robbery that yielded just $8.
The Internet is littered with tips and tricks for winning that awkward yet endlessly amusing staple of childhood life: the staring contest. Last week Patrick Dinkelacker, a judge in the Hamilton County Common Pleas court, upheld the September 2014 suspension of the 12-year-old from St. Gabriel…
Police are searching for three people who they say are persons of interest in the death of a prominent yoga teacher shot and killed while out walking his dog on the Old Railroad Grade Trail near Fairfax Monday.
Certain investment titans, such as Warren Buffett and John Templeton, have already used this code to amass billions. Learn their secrets here.
By Sui-Lee Wee and Stephanie Nebehay GENEVA (Reuters) - In a café lounge at the United Nations complex in Geneva, a Tibetan fugitive was waiting his turn earlier this year to tell diplomats his story of being imprisoned and tortured back home in China. As Golog Jigme prepared to testify in March…
Nearly 30 years after the Chernobyl nuclear disaster in Ukraine, elk, deer, boar and wolves abound in the exclusion zone deserted by humans, researchers say in an international study. The study, published Monday in the Current Biology journal, shows that there at least as many of these mammals…
NEW YORK (AP) — Kiersten Cerveny led a quiet life in the suburbs of New York City with a dermatology practice, three lively and spirited children and a husband who shared her medical passion.
BEIRUT (AP) — The latest developments after Syrian troops, emboldened by Russian airstrikes, launch a ground offensive against insurgents (all times local).
Homeowners are surprised and furious. If you owe less than $625,000 on your home, you better read this...
It's the end of the world as we know it.
The owner of a pet store in Kentucky was rescued just in time from the grip of a 125-pound, 20-foot python, which attacked him during mealtime. The owner, Terry Wilkens, had stopped breathing by the time police reached the scene Monday morning, but he was saved because one of the officers knew to…
Collegen Ritzer, 24, was found with her throat slit in the woods in Danvers, Mass. Her 14-year-old student was charged with her rape and murder.