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WASHINGTON (AP) — A large chunk of the furloughed federal work force is headed back to the Pentagon, and those who remain at home or are working without paychecks are a step closer to getting back pay once the partial government shutdown ends.
Washington (AFP) - With their leadership clinging to its strategy of demanding changes to the health care law, some rank-and-file Republicans acknowledged Saturday that ending the US government shutdown requires a new game plan.
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London (AFP) - The parents of missing British girl Madeleine McCann said on Sunday they were "greatly encouraged" by new information about the disappearance of their daughter on holiday in Portugal in 2007.
Columbus (AFP) - Tiger Woods and Matt Kuchar won twice Saturday to stay unbeaten as the United States seized a 11 1/2-6 1/2 lead over the Internationals at the storm-hit Presidents Cup.
By Kevin Murphy (Reuters) - A tiger bit a worker at an Oklahoma zoo when she reached into its cage on Saturday and the injured woman had to be airlifted to a hospital for surgery, officials said. The woman, who was not identified, was reported in stable condition, Joe Schreibvogel, owner of the…
More than 100,000 residents in Switzerland have signed a petition demanding that the government ensure a minimum monthly income of nearly $2,800 (2,500 Swiss francs) for all adults in the country.
BERLIN (AP) — Germany handed Afghanistan's security forces control Sunday of a key military base in the country's northern province of Kunduz, where German troops spent almost a decade as part of the international effort to combat Taliban insurgents.
NEW YORK (AP) — Two more motorcyclists have been taken into police custody in connection with the videotaped beating of a New York City man by a gang of angry bikers.
An elementary school principal in Mesa, Ariz. has asked a police officer not to wear his police uniform or his gun when he picks up his daughter at school, reports local Fox affiliate KSAZ.
WACO, Texas (AP) — Bryce Petty and No. 17 Baylor needed only 40 seconds to score their first touchdown in the Big 12 opener.
DUBAI (Reuters) - World powers negotiating with Tehran over its disputed nuclear program must come up with new proposals before talks in Geneva on October 15-16, Iran's foreign minister said. The United States wants Iran to respond to proposals made by world powers in February as a starting point…
By Greg McCune CHICAGO (Reuters) - The upper Midwest was recovering on Saturday from an unusual autumn wallop from a fierce snowstorm that trapped dozens of people in vehicles in western South Dakota and a swarm of tornadoes that left at least 15 people injured in rural Nebraska and Iowa. More than…
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A standoff in Southwest Philadelphia has ended with a man in custody and a neighbor hospitalized.
NEW YORK (Reuters) - A third suspect was arrested on Saturday for his alleged role in last weekend's attack on an SUV driver who was chased for miles along a Manhattan highway by dozens of bikers, police said. The arrest of Reginald Chance, 37, of Brooklyn, New York, came a week after bikers chased…
Boston (AFP) - The Boston Red Sox rolled over the Tampa Bay Rays in a second-straight game Saturday, winning 7-4 and getting closer to advancing to the American League Championship Series.
Nairobi (AFP) - With chilling nonchalance, gunmen who massacred at least 67 people wander through Kenya's Westgate mall, seen for the first time in security camera footage providing possible vital evidence to investigators.
Kuala Lumpur (AFP) - Petronas will embark on a $35 billion liquid natural gas (LNG) project in Canada following the reversal of Ottawa's decision to block the Malaysian national oil company's purchase of Canadian gas producer Progress Energy Resources.