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A homeless woman lay dead at a Hong Kong McDonald's restaurant for hours surrounded by diners who failed to notice her, sparking concern over the city's "McRefugees". "We welcome everyone to visit our restaurants any time.
In a recent study, a group of University professors show how 539 individual investors were able to consistently double their money every 3.5 years.
CrowdabilitySponsoredDEAR ABBY: My wife used the search feature for the Ashley Madison emails and discovered an old account I had signed up for late one night, before we were together. I had forgotten all about it. When she brought it up, I panicked and lied because I was embarrassed, but immediately told her what it…
Turkey said on Monday its F-16 jets had at the weekend intercepted a Russian fighter plane which violated Turkish air space near the Syrian border, forcing the aircraft to turn back. Turkey summoned the Russian ambassador in Ankara to the foreign ministry and "strongly protested" the violation, the…
These guys have made a business out of waiting in line and are making bank.
INDIANAPOLIS (AP) — A male usher stopped three female journalists from entering the Jaguars locker room after their loss to the Colts because they were women, asking other men if it was OK before finally allowing them inside.
Sail around the world or live rent-free in villas and penthouses around the globe. The most experienced travelers know of these simple techniques...
Authorities say a 16-year-old boy has died after a hunting accident.
Authorities took four unidentified students into custody after they uncovered their plan to shoot and kill faculty members and students at Summerville High School, the Tuolumne County Sheriff's Office said on Saturday. High school officials reported to authorities on Wednesday that three students…
Sizewise, it's downright teensy. But there is nothing minor about this country's cash flow.
President Petro Poroshenko has stressed Ukraine must regain control of its eastern border with Russia despite an apparent agreement to push back the implementation of a February peace deal into next year. The Western-backed leader told Ukrainian television late Sunday that he never agreed to the…
For whatever reasons, many cast members will leave a successful show to go on, despite the promise of many more successful seasons. Here are a few.
COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) — An Ohio mother whose adult son died of a drug overdose this year said her son knew the risks posed by painkiller-laced heroin flooding the state.
The latest Suh play that's sure to be scrutinized.
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu pledged "a fight to the death against Palestinian terror" as clashes spread after two deadly attacks, while Jerusalem's Old City was closed to Palestinians for a second day Monday. The Israeli premier's comments late on Sunday came as he convened security chiefs…
Two Livingston police officers are recovering from minor injuries after a fight involving about 20 people.
Watch what happens next when this guy has one of the worst days of his life.
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — The only gun store in San Francisco is shuttering for good, saying it can no longer operate in the city's political climate of increased gun control regulations and vocal opposition to its business.
“Obviously it’s very concerning that we have not found the ship and not had communications with the ship."
Police also reportedly found a pages-long manifesto.
COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — Relentless rains and floodwaters brought much of South Carolina to a standstill. Thousands warily watched rising creeks, others had to be rescued after water spilled into their homes. Still others helped save neighbors. The following are vignettes from people in the storm:
Bet you've never had a Camaro ride like this!
Turkey warned Monday that it was ready to activate rules of engagement if Russian warplanes violate its air space, as Moscow conducted another wave of air strikes in neighbouring Syria. NATO member Ankara protested to Moscow after its F-16 jets intercepted a Russian fighter plane that violated its…
(Reuters) - The father of the Oregon college gunman said on Saturday he "has to have some kind of issue" with his mental health to have killed nine people execution-style and wondered how he amassed such a large cache of weapons. "How on earth could he compile 13 guns?", Ian Mercer told CNN during…
BOSTON (AP) — One day in the fall of 2013, Colleen Ritzer asked one of her 9th-grade algebra students to stay after school. Hours later, the body of the popular, 24-year-old teacher was found in nearby woods, partly covered by leaves. She had been raped and her throat had been slit with a box…