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ROSEBURG, Ore. (AP) — The 26-year-old killer who gunned down classmates at an Oregon college spared a student and gave the "lucky one" something to deliver to authorities, according to the mother of a student who witnessed the rampage.
Shocked by the fact this woman to the matter into her own hands. What she did will leave you speechless.
The American daredevil Johnny Strange has died in the Swiss Alps while attempting a wingsuit jump, the latest casualty in what is regarded as one the most dangerous extreme sports, authorities said Friday. On Thursday afternoon, Strange jumped from a 2,000 metre summit in the Swiss canton of Uri…
By Emily Flitter ROSEBURG, Ore. (Reuters) - The first thing customers entering the Roseburg Gun Shop see is a life-sized cardboard cutout of President Barack Obama with a Middle Eastern scarf around his head and a badge pinned to his chest that reads: "Gun salesman of the year." The customers and…
SAN JUAN CAPISTRANO, Calif. (AP) — A Southern California nurse said she was working in the emergency room when she learned a patient dying from a hit-and-run crash was her brother.
Moscow's bombing campaign in Syria is "unacceptable", Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan said Sunday, warning that Russia was making a "grave mistake". "The steps Russia is taking and the bombing campaign in Syria is unacceptable in any way for Turkey... Unfortunately, Russia is making a grave…
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Authorities still haven't detirmined which drugs killed Cahtriona White.
DEAR ABBY: I have anger issues and sometimes I take it out on the ones I love. When my fiancee recently told me we are having a child, I hoped my attitude would change. It hasn't, and at times it has gotten worse. I hit her last night and it left a mark.I feel awful for the pain I continue to cause…
An investigation is underway after an employee at a north Texas Walmart recorded a woman allegedly stealing from the store and then getting into a fight outside.
(Reuters) - The father of the Oregon college gunman said on Saturday he "has to have some kind of issue" with his mental health to have killed nine people execution-style and wondered how he amassed such a large cache of weapons. "How on earth could he compile 13 guns?", Ian Mercer told CNN during…
In a recent study, a group of University professors show how 539 individual investors were able to consistently double their money every 3.5 years.
CrowdabilitySponsoredDALLAS (AP) — A man has been arrested in the murder-for-hire shooting death of a pediatric dentist and an arrest warrant has been issued for a woman suspected of hiring him, police said Friday.
Pittsburgh Steelers kicker Josh Scobee has paid the price for missing two fourth quarter field goals in last Thursday's overtime defeat to the Baltimore Ravens, released by the club on Saturday in favour of free agent Chris Boswell. Boswell tried out for the Steelers on Friday after Scobee's…
San Jose is cracking down on massage parlors that may be a front for prostitution. City leaders say they want to get in front of the issue before the Super Bowl.
IRVINE, Calif. (AP) — An unlicensed teenage driver who was at the wheel during a fiery freeway crash in Irvine last year that killed five of his friends was charged with vehicular manslaughter.
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It was May 26, 2000, and Sheikh Nasrallah was in the southern Lebanese town of Bint Jbeil, a few miles north of the Israeli border, to mark a stunning and unprecedented military achievement. The last Israeli troops had left their posts in south Lebanon just two days before. Recommended: Do you…
It's kind of a no-brainer.
NBA star LeBron James expressed outrage that an infant was killed in a drive-by shooting in Cleveland.
By Philip Pullella VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Pope Francis on Sunday reaffirmed Catholic opposition to gay marriage as he opened a three-week gathering of bishops from around the world but said the Church had to show love and understanding towards all. Francis presided at a solemn Mass in St. Peter's…
Watch what happens next when this guy has one of the worst days of his life.
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — Robin Williams' widow and his three children from previous marriages reached a settlement in their legal fight over the late actor's estate, ending a public dispute following the beloved comedian's suicide last year.
Neighbors who make your apartment smell like marijuana should pony up and share.
For the thousands of refugees and migrants landing on its beaches every day, Greece's Lesbos island is a step to safety and a brighter future in Europe. "We've barely finished when it's time to start all over again," sighs Yiorgos Katsanos, the deputy mayor in charge of waste management.