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By Julie Steenhuysen PASCAGOULA, Mississippi (Reuters) - As Americans across the nation begin to find out what Obamacare has in store for them, many of Mississippi's most needy will find out the answer is nothing. That is likely the case for William and Leslie Johnson of Jackson County, since the…
By Edward McAllister NEW YORK (Reuters) - When Connie Jones arrives home from her job as an information technology manager in Chandler, Arizona, she parks her car in her garage and fills it up with natural gas. It is a convenience that relatively few Americans can enjoy. "We hook it up, turn it on,…
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As shutdown drags on, lawmakers focus on posturing, not solutions. "Save us from the madness," the Senate chaplain prayed Thursday.
By Mary Wisniewski CHICAGO (Reuters) - Pope Francis' comments that the Catholic Church should not focus so much on homosexuality, abortion and contraception have met with strong approval from U.S. Catholics, according to a Quinnipiac University poll released on Friday. Sixty-eight percent of…
Rep. Todd Rokita prefaced a response to CNN's Carol Costello during a debate over shutdown pay by praising her beauty.
ISTANBUL (Reuters) - Syrian President Bashar al-Assad has told Turkey it will pay a heavy price for backing rebels fighting to oust him, accusing it of harboring "terrorists" along its border who would soon turn against their hosts. In an interview with Turkey's Halk TV due to be broadcast later on…
CLEVELAND (AP) — Brandon Weeden never once hung his head after getting hurt and losing his job to a hometown hero.
Best known for cheesecake, the Brooklyn eatery shares its 60-year-old chicken recipe.
If you're attending one of the world’s top universities, chances are high you're an English-speaking student on a leafy campus in the United States or the United Kingdom.
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Tropical Storm Karen was poised to become the first named storm to hit the U.S. during what had been a relatively quiet hurricane season.
JERUSALEM (AP) — Israel's population registry lists a slew of "nationalities" and ethnicities, among them Jew, Arab, Druse and more. But one word is conspicuously absent from the list: Israeli.
ALLENTOWN, Pa. (AP) — Jacob Quick is a fat and happy 4-month-old with a big and expensive appetite. Like millions of other poor women, Jacob's mother relies on the federal Women, Infants and Children program to pay for infant formula — aid that is now jeopardized by the government shutdown.
In the commentary, Doug Kendall and Tom Donnelly from the Constitutional Accountability Center say with both the legal left and the legal right fully engaged, the battle over the Constitution’s original meaning will be one of this term’s biggest stories in the new Supreme Court term.
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Nosy Be (Madagascar) (AFP) - A mob in Madagascar lynched two Europeans and a local man Thursday suspecting them of murdering a young boy for his organs, the authorities and witnesses said.
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STATESVILLE, N.C. (AP) — Daniel Morrison said his parents were always there for him — especially after his wife Monica died in December of a brain aneurysm. They stayed long hours at his home in North Carolina's Piedmont region, helping him raise his 2-year-old son and 4-year-old daughter.
Columbus (AFP) - Steve Stricker saved par from an 18th-hole bunker to give the United States a 3 1/2-2 1/2 lead over the Internationals after Thursday's opening four-ball matches at the storm-hit Presidents Cup.