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BENSALEM, Pa. (AP) — Two men have been arrested in the 1984 rape and killing of a 14-year-old girl whose body was found in the woods two weeks after she vanished, police said Friday.
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U.S. President Barack Obama, reacting to Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush's comment about a mass shooting in Oregon that "stuff happens," said on Friday the American people should make up their own minds whether the comment was appropriate.
Stats show non-Muslim extremists have killed more people.
ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — A homeless man fashioned a machete-like blade to a groomed tree branch and speared a hungry black bear cub that was sniffing for food Friday morning at an illegal camp site in Anchorage.
A woman in the middle of contractions danced to the hit song while in a hospital hallway.
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DEAR ABBY: I'm a 17-year-old girl, and all my life I have had trouble accepting gifts, even inexpensive ones. I do believe it's the thought that counts, but I have trouble expressing gratitude.An example: My brother was disappointed by my reaction when he got me soap shaped like a rock last…
Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan on Saturday urged Russian counterpart Vladimir Putin to reconsider Moscow's bombing campaign in Syria, accusing the Russian military of turning a blind eye to the killing of dozens of civilians. Speaking in an interview with Al-Jazeera Arabic, Erdogan…
LAS VEGAS (AP) — A neighbor with a handgun shot a Las Vegas woman dead in her doorway and snatched her young son before a shot was heard and the bodies of the gunman and boy were found dead in the man's house two doors away, police said Friday.
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Emily Clark's family was overjoyed when her cellphone and photos of her final days were found at the crash site after she died in an accident.
Leo didn't wanna vape with Miley Cyrus.
A man in India earned a Guinness World Record this week for doing, well, nothing at all. He didn't eat a bunch of hot dogs or jump off a building. All he did was forgo basic hygiene, by growing out his fingernails for an astonishingly long time.
UCLA Survey Explains: Know These Differences Between Forgetfulness and Dementia
SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — As a young teen, Roy Jeffs would spend long days typing up his father's sermons while stuck inside a house in an Albuquerque subdivision where he and his mother were sent to live in hiding. In the middle of the night, the phone would ring. It was his father, polygamous leader…
Dana and Arkell suffered four miscarriages and gave birth to a stillborn child - but finally have some incredible news.
An Iraq war veteran and mixed martial arts fighter whose son turned 6 years old on Thursday was shot seven times as he blocked the gunman from entering a classroom, possibly saving lives during a mass shooting in southern Oregon. Chris Mintz, 30, was in the hospital on Friday after seven hours of…
Ten Palestinians were wounded by Israeli fire in the West Bank on Saturday during a raid by troops hunting the murderers of a Jewish settler couple, Palestinian police and medical sources said. Palestinians protesting against the raid in the territory's main northern city of Nablus hurled stones at…
CIA insider reveals details on his conversation with the FED former chairman. Learn about his shocking nation-wide campaign to help American's.
MINOT, N.D. (AP) — A judge sentenced a northwest North Dakota woman to 25 years in prison Friday for her teenage son's starvation death after defense attorneys and prosecutors reached a plea agreement.
Scientists catch an unusual shark that looks like a cross between a blobfish and an electric eel. No wonder the poor species doesn't go out in public much.
A wanted Colombian drug lord who had a $5-million price on his head from the United States has been killed in a military operation, authorities said Friday. Victor "Megateo" Navarro, a former guerrilla fighter accused of running a cocaine supply route along the Colombian-Venezuelan border, was…