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By Courtney Sherwood and Curtis Skinner WINCHESTER, Ore./SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - The man killed by police on Thursday after he fatally shot nine people at a community college in southern Oregon was a nervy 26-year-old who lived close to the campus and described himself as shy, according to…
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Pope Francis did not ask to meet a Kentucky county clerk who had been jailed for refusing to issue marriage licenses to gay couples and did not offer her unconditional support, the Vatican said on Friday. Looking to limit controversy after last week's meeting in Washington between the pope and Kim…
PARIS (AP) — Celebrity is in the air at Paris Fashion Week as Rihanna — in a baggy black hoody, shades and sandals — arrived low-key at Charles de Gaulle airport but triggered a paparazzi scrum nonetheless. Meanwhile, Kendall Jenner stole the show at Balmain with actress Jada Pinkett Smith and…
DEAR ABBY: Our family dog recently passed away after a year-long decline. I had grown up with him. He had reached the point where he needed daily care for his body, even though his mind was 100 percent there. Near the end, things got very bad. I got only about four hours of broken sleep a night…
Penny stocks might be the key to getting rich in a recession. Smart investors are buying their dream homes using this penny stock secret.
A woman was arrested after she called 911 to complain that her pot dealer took her money.
A lot of rain unrelated to the hurricane is expected Friday, but the good news is the latest projected track keeps it out to sea
The first grader altered his "elf ears" after bullies tormented him.
Check out these celebs who have left the life of fame and fortune. Whether their careers fizzled out or made a a deliberate move to move on.
Serena Williams finally signalled her anguish at letting slip a calendar-year Grand Slam on Thursday as she brought her season to an early close, passing up a hefty financial windfall. Williams pulled out of both the China Open and the year-ending WTA Finals, saying she needed "time to heal" --…
One man didn't get mad when thieves attempted to steal packages off his front porch, he got even.
The body of a Colorado teenager who vanished seven years ago was found stuck in the chimney of a mountain cabin within a mile of where he went missing, authorities said on Wednesday. The remains of 18-year-old Joshua Vernon Maddux were located last month at an abandoned cabin in the town of…
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By Jeff Mason and Roberta Rampton WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Barack Obama on Thursday angrily called for stricter U.S. gun laws after the latest mass murder in Oregon and took aim at the powerful National Rifle Association gun lobby for blocking reform. Appearing in the White House briefing…
A Houston socialite is in jail caught up in a scandalous money laundering bust involving illegal gambling.
DEAR ABBY: My situation is upsetting and I don't know what to do anymore. My girlfriend, "Dana," is pregnant. My ex-wife showed up at our door with terminal cancer and nowhere to go. When I told her she could stay with us, Dana moved out.There is no one that my ex can rely on except me. I am torn.…
This truck driver never expected this to happen...
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — A group of mostly black women filed a racial discrimination lawsuit Thursday after they were removed from a train that tours Napa Valley wineries, saying it was humiliating to be thrown off a rail car when loud and inebriated white passengers were allowed to stay.
"Still with you," read the handwritten note in red marker. "Thank you mom & dad."
These stars started out with promising careers and A-list attention, but then what happened?
Afghan security forces were going from house to house hunting for remaining Taliban insurgents in Kunduz Friday, days after the militants captured the city in a stunning strike, sparking fierce fighting. The Taliban claimed to have shot the C-130 Hercules down near Jalalabad. The Taliban's…
A 14-year-old teen confessed to stabbing his pregnant mother in Texas, said police.
Simpson also reportedly made some sort of "suicide tape," asking everyone to please remember him as "The Juice."
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Russia said on Friday it had carried out new rounds of air strikes in Syria, hitting 12 Islamic State targets. Sukhoi-34, Sukhoi-24M and Sukhoi-25 warplanes had flown 18 sorties, hitting a command post and a communications center in the province of Aleppo as well as a militant field camp in Idlib,…