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Woman's last Snapchat was an eerie foreshadowing of her death.
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One man didn't get mad when thieves attempted to steal packages off his front porch, he got even.
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The body of a Colorado teenager who vanished seven years ago was found stuck in the chimney of a mountain cabin within a mile of where he went missing, authorities said on Wednesday. The remains of 18-year-old Joshua Vernon Maddux were located last month at an abandoned cabin in the town of…
The Iranian foreign minister's reported handshake with US President Barack Obama triggered chants of "Death to America" in Tehran's parliament Wednesday and a warning against "another kind of spying". The foreign ministry has confirmed a "completely accidental" encounter between Obama and Foreign…
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Simpson also reportedly made some sort of "suicide tape," asking everyone to please remember him as "The Juice."
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A Syrian government military source said on Thursday that Russian military support would bring a "big change" in the course of the four-year war, particularly through advanced surveillance capabilities that could pinpoint insurgent targets. "There will certainly be a big change on the course of…
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CHICAGO (AP) — Illinois Gov. Bruce Rauner on Wednesday closed state museums and a sport-shooting complex because of Illinois' budget crisis, even though most staff will still report to work and the museum's board chairman says the savings will amount to "peanuts."
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A 14-year-old Texas teen acted alone when he allegedly murdered his mom, said police.
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DEAR ABBY: My husband and I have been married for 22 years. My father-in-law's health declined and he died last year. My mother-in-law, "Babe," and I didn't get on well in the past, but we have seemed to patch things up.Since my father-in-law's death, she has become very needy. As a result, my…
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Saudi Arabia, a leading foe of President Bashar al-Assad, demanded his ally Russia end its raids on Syria, saying the strikes had caused civilian casualties while failing to target the hardline Islamic State militants Moscow says it opposes. In remarks at the United Nations in New York, a senior…
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AHUEHUEPAN, Mexico (AP) — The kidnappers promised that nothing would happen to her, that after she paid the ransom she would see her husband. Yolanda Alvarez Antunez believed them. The mother of five sons, grandmother of 13, saw no other option.
By Tim Kelly YOKOSUKA, Japan (Reuters) - One of the U.S. Navy's most advanced aircraft carriers docked in Japan on Thursday at the start of a deployment that will strengthen the capability of the Seventh Fleet in Asia and boost ties between the United States and its closest regional ally. With a…
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