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RAWALPINDI, Pakistan - Blinking back tears, Pervez Musharraf stepped down as Pakistan's military commander Wednesday, fulfilling a key opposition demand a day before he was to be sworn in as civilian president.
WASHINGTON - The Supreme Court will consider today whether federal law bars Maine from imposing handling requirements on delivery companies, a case that could undercut similar laws in other states. When Maine officials tried to crack down on Internet tobacco sales to children, the outcry from shipping companies that bring cigarettes to consumers' homes was deafening.
LOS ANGELES - Race car driver Helio Castroneves is the winner of "Dancing With the Stars." Spice Girl Melanie Brown and her partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, were the highest-scoring couple throughout the hit show's fifth season. But on Tuesday night, viewers snubbed Brown and gave the mirrorball trophy to Castroneves.
AIKEN, S.C. - A bank teller in Clearwater had a million reasons not to open an account for an Augusta, Ga., man Monday, authorities said. Alexander D. Smith, 31, was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of forgery after he walked into the bank and tried to open an account by depositing a fake $1 million bill, said Aiken County Sheriff's spokesman Lt. Michael Frank.
ANCHORAGE, Alaska - More than 200 years ago, rats jumped ship for Rat Island. The muscular Norway rat climbed ashore on the rugged, uninhabited island in far southwestern Alaska in 1780 after a rodent-infested Japanese ship ran aground. It was the first time rats had made it to Alaska.
With LeBron James at his best, the Cleveland Cavaliers got the strong team effort they needed to hand the Boston Celtics a rare loss. James scored 11 of his 38 points in overtime and had 13 assists, Drew Gooden added a season-high 24 points and 13 rebounds, and Zydrunas Ilgauskas had 15 points and 14 rebounds in the Cavaliers' 109-104 victory over the Celtics on Tuesday night.
RAWALPINDI, Pakistan (Reuters) - General Pervez Musharraf finally quit as Pakistan army chief on Wednesday, trading the post for a second five-year term as president and fulfilling a promise many Pakistanis doubted he would keep.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. President George W. Bush will revive long-stalled Israeli-Palestinian peace talks at a White House summit on Wednesday but will find it hard to meet a deadline for securing a deal before he leaves office.
VIENNA (Reuters) - The European Union, United States and Russia urged Serbs and Albanians on Wednesday to avert any slide to violence following the failure of their talks on the future of the breakaway province of Kosovo.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Top White House economic adviser Allan Hubbard is expected to leave his post at the end of this year, the Wall Street Journal reported on Wednesday in its on-line edition.
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas (Reuters) - Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee's surge in Iowa has shaken up the race for the Republican presidential nomination, but it remains to be seen if the folksy Baptist preacher can extend his appeal beyond his populist roots.
MOSCOW (Reuters) - President Vladimir Putin said on Wednesday he would not allow foreign states to upset Russia's stability as the country prepared to vote in a December 2 parliamentary election.
BAGHDAD (Reuters) - The commander of U.S. prison camps in Iraq said he wants to cut the number of Iraqis in his custody by around two thirds by the end of 2008 as part of a wider counter-insurgency plan to bring down violence.
TOKYO (Reuters) - The U.S. envoy to North Korean nuclear talks said on Wednesday there had been progress on disabling the North's atomic facilities under an international agreement.
WASHINGTON (AFP) - Israeli and Palestinian leaders promised to push for a peace deal by the end of 2008 ahead of formally launching their new campaign with President George W. Bush at the White House on Wednesday.
RAWALPINDI, Pakistan (AFP) - An emotional Pervez Musharraf stepped down as Pakistan's army chief Wednesday, bowing to global pressure to end eight years of military rule a day before he becomes a civilian president.
BADEN, Austria (AFP) - Last-ditch talks on the disputed Serbian province of Kosovo collapsed Wednesday with leaders of its Albanian majority threatening to declare independence, fuelling fears of violence.
PARIS (AFP) - French President Nicolas Sarkozy vowed Wednesday that rioters who shot at police during a flare-up of Paris suburban unrest would be severely punished, as authorities struggled to contain the violence.
NAIROBI (AFP) - More than one billion trees were planted around the world in 2007, with Ethiopia and Mexico leading in the drive to combat climate change through new lush forest projects, a UN report said Wednesday.
BEIJING (AFP) - China and Europe confronted each other over their long-running trade dispute here Wednesday, with the EU calling for a level playing field and Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao insisting on gradual reform.
LONDON (AFP) - Oil prices were narrowly mixed Wednesday after Saudi Oil Minister Ali Al-Nuaimi refused to be drawn over whether OPEC would decide to increase crude output at an upcoming meeting, dealers said.
CAMACARI, Brazil (Reuters) - At first glance, Camacari looks like any other place in rural Brazil. Housing is precarious, roads are poor, and poverty is widespread.
BEIJING (Reuters) - Ten months after they tied the knot, Li Lei and Wang Yang, both 20-something Chinese professionals, decided it was time to break up so they could spend more time with their lovers.
HONG KONG (AFP) - Hong Kong and Macau's richest tycoons are expected to gather at an exclusive auction this Saturday for a chance to snaffle one of the largest truffles ever discovered, organisers said Tuesday.
BRASILIA (Reuters) - Iceland has overtaken Norway as the world's most desirable country to live in, according to an annual U.N. table published on Tuesday that again puts AIDS-afflicted sub-Saharan African states at the bottom.
NAIROBI (Reuters) - Skinny and gap-toothed, her nose smudged with black dust, grandmother Kanotu Mumo sorts charcoal into small pots for sale on the stoop of her slum hut.
Pedro Taylor stood outside his Miami-Dade County home and spoke of the person who killed his son, Washington Redskins safety Sean Taylor.
WASHINGTON - Orders to factories for big-ticket manufactured goods fell in October for a third straight month, the longest stretch of weakness in nearly four years.
10. While traveling the country, I can shower with any team I choose
9. Can now advertise my garage sales as "Hall of Fame garage sales"
8. George Steinbrenner just offered me $20 million to play again
7. On Bobblehead Day, guess who gets two bobbleheads?
6. At any moment, there's a good chance Bob Costas is boring someone with stories about me
5. It's nice to be mentioned in the same breath as Arky Vaughan, Burleigh Grimes, and Gabby Hartnett
4. Free chalupa from Taco Bell if I mention them in my induction speech
3. Made all those years playing in southern California's lousy climate worth it
2. I can now admit I broke my streak in 1998 because I had tickets to "Les Mis"
1. Get to be on national television-- even if it is this show