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A Missouri driver did not appreciate the message she saw on the state issued license plate that she recently received.
BEIJING (AP) — China acknowledged Wednesday it let two American B-52 bombers fly unhindered through its newly declared air defense zone in the East China Sea despite its earlier threat to take defensive measures against unidentified foreign aircraft.
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RENTON, Wash. (AP) — Back from their bye week, with the best record in the NFL and heading into a Monday night showdown with the Saints, Pete Carroll and the Seattle Seahawks spent Tuesday dealing with the kinds of distractions they believed were over.
By Mehreen Zahra-Malik ISLAMABAD (Reuters) - Pakistan named a career infantry officer considered a moderate as army chief on Wednesday as the country fights a Taliban insurgency and seeks accord with the United States on how to stabilize neighboring Afghanistan. Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif…
HAMILTON, Ohio (AP) — An Ohio couple committed a crime when they recently gave child welfare officials a 9-year-old boy they raised from infancy, a prosecutor says.
Philippines authorities demanded Wednesday that boxing great Manny Pacquiao pay a $50 million tax bill or risk having assets seized, but the national hero vowed to take the fight to court. Pacquiao disclosed Tuesday the Bureau of Internal Revenue wanted 2.2 billion pesos ($50.2 million) for…
Over 100 people charged over the border at the Tijuana River channel illegally yelling and throwing rocks. Border agents believe it was an organized event that was planned out.
British television chef Nigella Lawson was so "off her head" on drugs that her assistants were able to go on spending sprees with her credit card, her ex-husband Charles Saatchi said in court documents revealed Tuesday. The comments by art collector Saatchi emerged ahead of the trial of Italian…
The gassy rumblings of ruminating cattle, along with the hisses and sloshes as natural gas is extracted, refined, and transported to communities across the United States, may release 50 percent more methane into the atmosphere than the government had estimated, according to a report published…
Motorola's smartphone aimed at cost-conscious consumers hit the US market ahead of schedule on Tuesday, in time for the key holiday season. The Moto G was made available on Google-owned Motorola's website at an off-contract price starting at $179. "We're giving people plenty of mobile goodness to…
Authorities have made two arrests in the decades-old stabbing death of a 43-year-old San Francisco Bay Area man.
VATICAN CITY (AP) — Pope Francis denounced the global financial system that excludes the poor as he issued the mission statement for his papacy on Tuesday, saying he wants the Catholic Church to get its hands dirty as it seeks to bring solace and mercy to society's outcasts.
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A Lithuanian artist who angered Malaysian officials with a street mural depicting a knife-wielding Lego robber has found unlikely admirers across the border in graffiti-averse Singapore for his works on a softer theme. Ernest Zacharevic, who has been likened to British graffiti artist Banksy, has…
NEW YORK (AP) — Maria, former would-be nun, is about to get married.
Rafts of fire ants, according to new research that describes the unusual physical nature of these structures for the first time. In order to stick together as a colony during these deluges, the fire ants hook their legs and mouths together to create a living, breathing waterproof material that…
BISMARCK, N.D. (AP) — When George Loegering saw a large spinning circle of ice in the Sheyenne River while out hunting with relatives, the retired engineer couldn't believe his eyes.
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