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NATO member Turkey shot down a Russian fighter jet on the Syrian border on Tuesday, threatening a major spike in tensions between two key protagonists in the four-year Syria civil war. The Turkish army said the plane was shot down by two Turkish F-16s after violating Turkish airspace 10 times…
The mother of a brutally raped and murdered 7-year-old girl wept in court as suspect Timothy Madden pleaded not guilty to kidnapping and killing the child.
Russia on Tuesday described the downing of one of its fighter jets on the Turkey-Syria border as a "very serious incident", insisting its plane had not crossed into Turkish territory. NATO-member Turkey said the plane had violated Turkish airspace 10 times within a five minute period and was shot…
Dora Blake allegedly killed her 22-year-old son as he drove her from a casino, where they had been celebrating her birthday.
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A video sent to Reuters by a Syrian rebel group on Tuesday appeared to show a Russian pilot immobile and badly wounded on the ground, and an official from the group said he was dead. "A Russian pilot," a voice is heard saying as a group of men gather around him. The video was sent to Reuters by a…
The couple's 12-year-old daughter was wounded and in a critical condition in hospital, the Columbus Dispatch newspaper reported. Police named the gunman as Barry Kirk, 50, and said he knew the family. A neighbor told the Dispatch she heard at least 20 shots during the early evening confrontation.
ATLANTA (AP) — The mother of a man who died after a struggle with sheriff's deputies in Georgia can be heard in a 911 call screaming that her son is trying to bite people.
Several passengers were mistakenly allowed to bypass checking in with customs and security officials after arriving on an international flight at John F. Kennedy Airport in New York City over the weekend due to a security snafu, according to the airline. American Airlines Flight 1671 arrived at JFK…
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BEIRUT (AP) — The latest on the Russian warplane shot down by Turkey on Tuesday (All times local):
Larry Taylor of Indianapolis has been arrested in the murder of Amanda Blackburn according to a statement released Monday by Pastor Davey Blackburn.
The Muslim teenager arrested when a teacher mistook his homemade clock for a bomb threatened to sue his school and the town of Irving, Texas for $15 million, his lawyer said. Ahmed Mohamed, 14, became an overnight sensation in September after his sister tweeted a photo of the aspiring inventor…
An Ohio family has plenty to be thankful for this Thanksgiving after their son survived a horrible accident on a golf course.
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ANKARA, Turkey (AP) — Turkey shot down a Russian warplane Tuesday, claiming it had violated Turkish airspace and ignored repeated warnings. Russia denied that the plane crossed the Syrian border into Turkish skies.
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A British woman who tried to kill her husband by poisoning his Christmas drink of sparkling fruit wine with anti-freeze was jailed for 15 years on Monday after being undone by a spelling mistake and a trail of text messages. Following family arguments, Jacqueline Patrick, 55, twice tried to kill…
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NATO is in "close contact" with Ankara and watching developments after key alliance member Turkey shot down a Russian fighter jet on the Syrian border, an official said Tuesday. "NATO is monitoring the situation closely.
Jacqueline Patrick tried to kill her husband by giving him anti-freeze. Her daughter incited her mother to kill him, authorities said.