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LeBron James walked off the court in frustration at bad passes and silly turnovers Saturday -- and that was with Cleveland leading by a game-high 26 points in an NBA romp over Atlanta. The superstar playmaker had 19 points, 11 rebounds and eight assists while Kevin Love had 25 points and 11…
Mrs. Streep voices her disapproval in the bias nature of Botox which she leads with a very compelling argument.
A 22-year-old pregnant woman in the New York City borough of the Bronx was strangled and stabbed before her baby was ripped from her womb.
DEAR ABBY: My husband and I have a great relationship. We work in the same school system. He's an administrator; I am a counselor. We sometimes go to joint meetings, but when we do, he always acts awkward, like he doesn't even know me. I understand we have to behave professionally, but not as if we…
Daniel Ruiz, 25, was found guilty of Second Degree Murder and Assault on Thursday in the 2013 death of one-year-old Scarlett.
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Jacob Marberger, 19, was found with a self-inflicted gunshot wound at a picnic area of the Hawk Mountain Sanctuary near Hamburg in eastern Pennsylvania, according to a statement by Pennsylvania State Police. Marberger was a sophomore at Washington College in Chestertown, Maryland. The college has…
COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) — Ohio State running back Ezekiel Elliott says he has played his last home game for the Buckeyes and strongly criticized the coaching staff after a 17-14 loss to No. 9 Michigan State.
Syrian government troops are advancing on "nearly every front" thanks to Russian air strikes that began in September, President Bashar al-Assad said in an interview released Sunday. The embattled president also said he favoured new peace talks to be hosted in Moscow, but stressed that the Syrian…
"Theatre without gays is like cooking without spices."
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At Zululand’s Phinda Private Game Reserve, a staff member patrolling the grounds stumbled upon a black rhino mired in mud in the center of what used to be a watering hole. “This waterhole was favored by this particular black rhino bull,” said Phinda conservation manager Simon Naylor.
A suspect has been arrested in the gruesome kidnapping, rape and murder of 7-year-old Kentucky girl missing for only 25 minutes.
Reid Ewing told INSIDE EDITION that the surgeries did not make his life happier.
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A 42-year-old unemployed man was crowned Zimbabwe's ugliest man at a pub pageant in Harare -- but the contest turned ugly when the runner-up accused judges of bias. Maison Sere, who was missing several teeth and dressed in torn overalls, beat off five other contestants for the $500 Mr Ugly prize --…
By Jason Bush and Alessandra Prentice MOSCOW/KIEV (Reuters) - Crimea was left without electricity supplies from Ukraine on Sunday after pylons carrying power lines to the Russia-annexed peninsula were blown up overnight. It was not immediately clear who had damaged the pylons, but a Russian senator…
SANTA CLARA, Calif. (AP) — Quarterback Colin Kaepernick was placed on season-ending injured reserve by San Francisco on Saturday with a left shoulder injury, possibly signaling an end to his time with the 49ers just three seasons after he led them to a Super Bowl.
Russia has offered to send an Alsatian puppy to France in a gesture of solidarity after a police dog was killed during a raid on jihadists linked to the Paris attacks. Russia's interior minister Vladimir Kolokoltsev said he had written to his French counterpart Bernard Cazeneuve offering to send a…
The police officer said his life was in danger. Sixteen bullets later, the 17-year-old lay dead in the street, with only a dashboard video camera to explain what happened during the lost moments in between. In the past two years, video footage has played an increasingly important role in raising…
"Could you please be a little bit more clear about that?"
A woman accused of killing four people and injuring dozens more at Oklahoma State University's Oct. 24 homecoming parade had a blood alcohol content below the minimum level to be considered legally intoxicated, court papers showed. According to a brief filed on Thursday with the Payne County…