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Iraq Bomb Blast Survivors Stunned to Learn Alleged Attacker Moved to US, Set Up Shop in Bowling Green
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AdChoicesCompareCards.comSponsoredNov. 22, 1963. 11:45 a.m. President Kennedy, First Lady Jackie Kennedy, Secret Service agent Bill Greer (driver), agent Roy Kellerman (passenger seat), Texas Gov. John Connally, and his wife Nellie are en route to a Dallas "Trade Mart," where President Kennedy is scheduled to deliver a luncheon…
CAIRO (AP) — In Egypt, misery just keeps piling on and, fittingly, the nation is officially in mourning.
Cristiano Ronaldo has insisted he is not obsessed with winning the Ballon d'Or for a second time in January despite a series of scintillating performances that have made him the strong favourite to win the award. Ronaldo scored his fifth hat-trick of the season for club and country against Sweden…
WASHINGTON (AP) — Astronomers call it the monster. It was the biggest and brightest cosmic explosion ever witnessed. Had it been closer, Earth would have been toast.
Two men successfully rescued a beached shark on the coast of northeast Newfoundland, Canada. Derrick Chaulk was driving in Norris Arm North when he saw what he thought was a beached whale.
By Thomas Ferraro and Richard Cowan WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Democratic-controlled U.S. Senate, in a historic and bitterly fought rule change, stripped Republicans on Thursday of their ability to block President Barack Obama's judicial and executive branch nominees. The action fundamentally…
Iran and world powers appeared to make modest progress in nuclear talks Friday, with Tehran saying foreign ministers could fly in to Geneva in a fresh bid to clinch a deal. "Last night we were a long way from foreign ministers coming. Today it has got closer," Iran's Foreign Minister Mohammad…
By Ben Hirschler LONDON (Reuters) - Novartis is hot on the heels of Pfizer in developing a promising new type of breast cancer drug that analysts believe could generate billions of dollars in annual sales. The Swiss drugmaker, which has previously kept its research program under wraps, revealed…
BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. (AP) — The post-Miley Liam Hemsworth says he's in a really good place.
Two people accused of holding three women captive in a London house for 30 years were released on bail Friday, as Britain struggled to come to terms with its worst case of modern-day slavery. The man and a woman, both 67, were bailed pending further police investigation into the "barbaric" plight…
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AdChoicesCreditCards.comSponsoredRoger Pilon from the CATO Institute says Harry Reid's decision to greatly limit the Senate filibuster is a hypocrisy, since it was the Democrats who first adopted the practice of blocking executive-branch nominations.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Many Republican activists, citing Congress' deep unpopularity, say they want a governor to be their next presidential nominee. The buzz centers on New Jersey's Chris Christie for now, but Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker is using a national book tour to try to climb into the 2016…
Pope Francis on Thursday said the Catholic Church will not accept a Middle East without Christians, who often find themselves forced to flee areas of conflict and unrest in the region. "We will not resign ourselves to imagining a Middle East without Christians," he said after meeting with…
CLARK AIR BASE, Philippines (AP) — The U.S. Marines' newest and in some quarters most controversial transport airplane is showing the world what it's got — for the sake of the victims of Typhoon Haiyan, and perhaps its own future.
HALIFAX, Nova Scotia (AP) — The U.S. military is looking for ways to expand operations in the vast waters of the Arctic as melting ice caps open sea lanes and other nations such as Russia compete for the lucrative oil and gas deposits. But the effort will take money and resources to fill the broad…
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