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Hasna Ait Boulahcen was found dead after the raid, but she did not detonate the explosive device
A suspect has been arrested in the gruesome kidnapping, rape and murder of 7-year-old Kentucky girl missing for only 25 minutes.
A woman accused of killing four people and injuring dozens more at Oklahoma State University's Oct. 24 homecoming parade had a blood alcohol content below the minimum level to be considered legally intoxicated, court papers showed. According to a brief filed on Thursday with the Payne County…
The father of twin babies shot them to death after forcing their mother to pick them up, authorities said. Mom is in critical condition.
Reid Ewing told INSIDE EDITION that the surgeries did not make his life happier.
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Former San Pedro High School substitute teacher Michelle Yeh appeared in Long Beach court Friday afternoon facing charges of sex-related allegations involving teenage boys.
DEAR ABBY: I'm 22 and my mom is probably my best friend. She's from Lebanon and grew up during a time of war. Her culture taught her to sacrifice -- to put the needs of others before her own. She has a good job and earns an excellent salary. My father is retired. Their marriage is not a good one,…
Russia is pounding the Islamic State jihadists in Syria with bombs emblazoned with the words "For our people" and "For Paris" after Moscow vowed vengeance following the bombing of a plane over Sinai. Russian television broadcast a video in which a man is seen scrawling "For our people!" and "For…
The father of Abdelhamid Abaaoud, the alleged ringleader of the Paris attacks, said he regretted his son died in a shootout with police in France, his lawyer said on Friday. "Omar Abaaoud regrets that his son was not taken alive," Nathalie Gallant told journalists two days after the 28-year-old was…
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, this is the Black Friday 2015 sale you’ve been waiting for. The biggest shopping event of the year has just gone from “coming soon” to “here,” and it’s all thanks to the start of what is unquestionably one of the season’s biggest sales. While Amazon is likely…
A Milwaukee County Department on Aging caseworker had arranged for him to be in the home-delivered meals program. During the following months, the caseworker grew increasingly concerned about his safety.
By Marie-Louise Gumuchian and Pauline Mevel PARIS (Reuters) - In the chaos of the explosion at the Comptoir Voltaire cafe, one of several targets hit in the Nov. 13 Paris attacks, nurse David instinctively sought to help the wounded.
HOUSTON (AP) — A toddler who died after suffering severe burns was put in an oven by one of her two 3-year-old siblings when the children were left alone in their Houston apartment, according to court documents.
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Mufasa the mountain lion was chained for 20 years to the back of a pick-up truck amid piles of rusting circus equipment.
Wife dresses up dogs to surprise husband with pregnancy news after years of infertility treatments.
By John Irish and Vladimir Soldatkin PARIS/MOSCOW (Reuters) - France dismissed Russian suggestions on Friday its air strikes against oil installations in Syria were illegal, saying they were "an appropriate and necessary riposte" to attacks by Islamic State. President Francois Hollande will travel…
A vast and historically valuable trove of Holocaust-era documents, long thought destroyed during World War II, has been found hidden in a wall cavity by a couple renovating their Budapest apartment. The haul of 6,300 documents are from a 1944 census that was a precursor to the intended liquidation…
PHILADELPHIA (AP) — A funeral director has been arrested and charged with abuse of a corpse months after three decomposing bodies were found in her garage.
Tragic new developments reveal the pregnant pastor's wife who was slain in Indiana was also sexually assaulted by whoever murdered her last week.