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TACLOBAN, Philippines (AP) — They found the hoop in the ruins of their obliterated neighborhood. They propped up the backboard with broken wood beams and rusty nails scavenged from vast mounds of storm-blasted homes.
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President John F. Kennedy was wearing a back brace on the day he died. If he wasn't, he might have lived, claims the doctor who tended to the president in the emergency room at Dallas' Parkland Hospital.
Caroline Kennedy met Japan's Emperor Akihito Tuesday as thousands of well-wishers lined the streets of Tokyo to catch a glimpse of the incoming US ambassador. Kennedy, 55, the lone surviving child of the assassinated John F. Kennedy, travelled to the downtown Imperial Palace by horse-drawn…
By Hamid Shalizi KABUL (Reuters) - Thousands of Afghan tribal and political leaders will gather in the Afghan capital this week to decide whether to allow U.S. troops to stay after the 2014 drawdown of foreign forces. Without an accord on the Bilateral Security Agreement, the United States says…
People who have received cancellation notices for their individual health insurance policies are telling reporters and politicians that they just don’t get it. In fact, this could be a question for anyone seeking health insurance on the Affordable Care Act's new exchanges. Men are faced with…
TACLOBAN, Philippines (AP) — A Roman Catholic priest led dozens of displaced typhoon survivors on a march through this shattered city on Tuesday, seeking to boost its spirits.
A couple looking after two sisters who escaped unharmed when their parents were shot dead in the French Alps want to live permanently in Britain with the children, a court heard Monday. The couple, who have not been identified but who are related to Zainab and Zeena al-Hilli, have made a residency…
A new underwater hotel room has opened off the coast of Tanzania for intrepid, adventurous and ocean-loving travelers. Set off Pemba Island, also known as ‘the Green Island’ in Arabic, guests of The Manta Resort's underwater room are dropped off at a self-contained hotel which literally drifts at…
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — Tim Hudson is headed back to the Bay Area.
By Khaled Yacoub Oweis and Dominic Evans AMMAN/ARSAL, Lebanon (Reuters) - President Bashar al-Assad's forces fired rocket and artillery barrages on a besieged mountain town near Lebanon on Monday in a push to capture the strategic area following advances against rebels in Damascus and in the north…
US Secretary of State John Kerry on Monday declared that a nearly 200-year-old policy which had governed Washington's relations with Latin America was finally dead. Known as the Monroe Doctrine after it was adopted in 1823 by former US president James Monroe, the policy had stated that any efforts…
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All four gunmen who attacked Kenya's Westgate mall trained in Somalia before crossing into Kenya four months before the September massacre in which they also died, a Western official said Tuesday. Somalia's Al-Qaeda-linked Shebab claimed the attack, saying it was a warning to Kenya to pull its…
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