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This edition was generated on Mon Nov 18 08:45:02 EST 2013
DEAR ABBY: My mother-in-law tends to embrace every pitiful creature she comes into contact with. This Thanksgiving she has invited my ex-boyfriend and his wife to her home to share in the festivities.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Throughout President Barack Obama's first four years in office, he prided himself on his ability to bounce back when much of Washington thought his presidency was in peril.
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AdChoicesCompareCards.comSponsoredSeven score and 10 years ago, Abraham Lincoln gave his Gettysburg Address, widely considered one of the greatest speeches in American history. But even today, there are still a few points about the speech that are misunderstood.
TEHRAN, Iran (AP) — Iran unveiled a new aircraft Monday that it says is the biggest drone yet to be developed in the Islamic Republic, capable of staying aloft for up to 30 hours.
When Abdallah Awele moved to Saudi Arabia from Ethiopia last year, he thought he would land a good job and earn enough money to send home to his family. "When I was in Saudi Arabia, I was successful, I was saving a lot of money and I had nice things. Abdallah was one of at least 23,000 Ethiopians…
SEATTLE (AP) — Every chance he got during the week, Percy Harvin got into Pete Carroll's ear and asked for a chance to not just make his awaited debut in Seattle, but do it both as a wide receiver and a kick returner.
KIEV, Ukraine (AP) — According to an old folk tradition, if a man knocks on the door of a Ukrainian beauty with a marriage proposal but does not win her heart, she will reject her suitor by presenting him with a pumpkin.
Nick Jonas, Matt Damon, Miami, cuts price, lowers price, Yoko Ono's NYC 3-bed penthouse is re-listed for $6.5 million, though she says the building's co-op is interfering. John Lennon's widow bought it for her son, Sean, in 1995, who lived there only a few years.
SEATTLE (AP) — Dot-bong, Marijuana Inc., the Green Rush: Call it what you will, the burgeoning legal marijuana industry in Washington state is drawing pot prospectors of all stripes.
Russian President Vladimir Putin told Iranian President Hassan Rouhani on Monday there was a "real chance" to resolve the international standoff over Tehran's nuclear program. The Kremlin said Putin and Rouhani had spoken by telephone at the Russian leader's request, two days before negotiators…
WASHINGTON, Ill. (AP) — Dozens of tornadoes and intense thunderstorms swept across the Midwest on Sunday, leaving at least six people dead and unleashing powerful winds that flattened entire neighborhoods, flipped over cars and uprooted trees.
Nelson Mandela remains in a "stable but critical" condition, but "continues to respond to treatment," according to the South African government, issuing its first update on his health since September. "The health of the former President remains much the same," according to a statement issued after…
NASA is preparing to launch its latest orbiter to Mars Monday on the hunt for clues about why the Red Planet lost much of its atmosphere. The launch of Mars Atmosphere and Volatile EvolutioN (MAVEN), could happen as early as 1:28 pm (1828 GMT) from Cape Canaveral, Florida, during a two-hour launch…
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AdChoicesCreditCards.comSponsoredA United Methodist pastor who could be defrocked for officiating at his son's same-sex wedding faces a church trial in southeastern Pennsylvania.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Angelina Jolie, Steve Martin and Angela Lansbury were moved to tears at the film academy's fifth annual Governors Awards.
Greenpeace defendants back in Russian courts for hearings on whether they will remain in jail
Ramallah (Palestinian Territories) (AFP) - French President Francois Hollande on Monday called for a complete halt to Israel's settlement activities on land the Palestinians want for a future state. "France demands a full and complete halt to settlement activity," he said at a joint news…
Following the example of their crown prince, thousands of Norwegians have switched to electric cars, taking advantage of strong and somewhat controversial government incentives. For the second month in a row, an electric car topped new car registrations in October in the Nordic country, where 716…