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This edition was generated on Thu Nov 17 08:45:01 EST 2016
Table of Contents
General News Update
Sports News Update
Business News Update
Miscellaneous Daily Information
Boston Area Weather
Quotes of the Day
Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - November 17, 2016
- When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business.
- Lenny Bruce (1923 - 1966)
- Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
- Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)
- People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.
- Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865), in a book review
- I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
- Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005), Comedy Central Presents
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