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Another milestone is passing in America's racial journey: The next mayor of New York City is a white man with a black wife.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Brad Pitt kissed Angelina Jolie after her grand entrance at the film academy's Governors Awards Saturday night.
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Boeing received multiple orders Sunday for its new 777X with Abu Dhabi's Etihad Airways ordering 25 and Emirates Airline booking 150 of the yet-to-be launched long-haul passenger jets. Dubai-based carrier Emirates said the contract was valued at $76 billion. The order is accompanied with an…
By Stephanie Grace NEW ORLEANS (Reuters) - Republican businessman Vance McAllister, a political newcomer who boasts of never having visited Washington, D.C., won a special election in Louisiana on Saturday to fill the congressional seat formerly held by fellow Republican Rodney Alexander. In a…
RICHMOND, Va. (AP) — One museum has among its vast Confederate-centric collection Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson's sword and the flag that flew at Robert E. Lee's headquarters. The other museum strives to tell the story of the Civil War through the eyes of Northerners and Southerners, freed and…
Israel and its US ally have hit a troubled patch in their close relationship, caused by differences over Iran's nuclear plans and peace with the Palestinians. In a highly public spat, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and President Barack Obama are each seeking to directly address the…
World champion Andre Ward made a triumphant return after a 14-month layoff, downing Dominican challenger Edwin Rodriguez by unanimous decision in a showdown of unbeaten super middleweight boxers. Judges awarded Ward the victory by scores of 118-106, 117-107, 116-108, boosting the US fighter's…
A powerful 7.8 magnitude undersea earthquake struck in the Scotia Sea, a remote region in the far south Atlantic near Antarctica, US earthquake monitors reported Sunday. The quake struck at 0904 GMT in the ocean some 893 kilometers (550 miles) southwest of Grytviken, South Georgia, and 1,140…
TACLOBAN, Philippines (AP) — President Benigno Aquino III said Sunday that he will stay in typhoon-battered Leyte province until he sees more progress in the aid effort following complaints from survivors that they have yet to receive proper help.
History buffs and conspiracy theorists cross paths at Dealey Plaza, the now infamous Dallas square where President John F. Kennedy was cut down by an assassin's bullet 50 years ago. "Right here in Dealey Plaza, every day is November 22, 1963," tour guide Michael Scott Aston explained to a group…
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AdChoicesCompareCards.comSponsoredBy Andrew R.C. Marshall and Stuart Grudgings TACLOBAN, Philippines (Reuters) - Minutes before a tsunami-like storm surge slammed into the Philippine coastal city of Tacloban, a tall man in a motorcycle helmet strode along the shore through ferocious typhoon winds. Mayor Alfred Romualdez, 51, was…
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) — On the field, it was business as usual for Jameis Winston and No. 2 Florida State.
LAS VEGAS (AP) — Tim McGraw and Faith Hill brushed off tabloid divorce rumors as they powered into an encore run of "Soul2Soul," a Las Vegas Strip residency that drew sellout crowds in its first season and is scheduled for 10 select weekends through April.
Notice of Claim says Authorities were Negligent and Tried to 'Whitewash' 19 Deaths.
The Playstation 4 was released on Friday and unfortunately, several customers found themselves victimized by thieves taking advantage of the event.
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) — NASA hopes its newest Mars spacecraft lives up to its know-it-all name.