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BRUSSELS (AP) — Once a happy-go-lucky student at one of Brussels' most prestigious high schools, Saint-Pierre d'Uccle, Abdelhamid Abaaoud morphed into Belgium's most notorious jihadi, a zealot so devoted to the cause of holy war that he recruited his 13-year-old brother to join him in Syria.
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Islamic State may cut out your tongue if you say it.
“We can no longer say this is rural, safe South Dakota,” Jenise Pischel, program coordinator at Our Home Inc., a non-profit that helps trafficked girls, told the Associated Press. “We’re just a friendly state and I think traffickers see this as a trusting place and think ‘They’re never going to…
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The Boeing 777 aircraft, carrying 279 passengers and 20 crew members, landed on the runway of Billings Logan International Airport about 6 a.m. local time, Aircraft Rescue and Firefighting supervisor Mike Glancy said. After the plane landed, fire and transportation officials examined it but found…
ROMULUS, N.Y. (AP) — Hundreds of ghostly white deer roaming among overgrown munitions bunkers at a sprawling former Army weapons depot face an uncertain future after living and breeding largely undisturbed since the middle of last century.
Nicaragua said thousands of Cubans forced their way into its territory from Costa Rica on Sunday, accusing its southern neighbor of "deliberately and irresponsibly" flooding it with US-bound migrants. The accusation came after Costa Rica said Saturday it was giving temporary visas to a group of…
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Strikes by the US-led air coalition fighting the Islamic State group destroyed 116 fuel trucks used by the jihadist organisation in eastern Syria, the Pentagon said on Monday. In a statement, the Pentagon said the trucks were destroyed in a single strike on Sunday near Albu Kamal, an IS-held town…
AVONDALE, Ariz. (AP) — NASCAR's championship field was set Sunday at rain-soaked Phoenix International Raceway when the race was called 93 laps from the scheduled finish — denying Joey Logano and three others a chance to race their way into the finale.
By Orhan Coskun and Humeyra Pamuk BELEK, Turkey (Reuters) - Turkey notified France twice in December 2014 and June 2015 about one of the attackers in suicide bombings and shootings in Paris that killed more than 130 people, a senior Turkish government official said on Monday. Turkey only received…
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PHILADELPHIA (AP) — Autopsies had previously been performed on two babies whose bodies were found next to a trash-littered used car lot in Philadelphia, police said on Sunday.
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US President Barack Obama will on Tuesday visit the Philippine Navy's flagship, the White House said, seeking to highlight American commitment to regional maritime security. Obama will board the US-made Gregorio del Pilar shortly after arriving in the Philippine capital of Manila for annual trade…
One of the first animals ever to be protected under federal endangered species law is now making a happy exit from the list. On Friday the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service declared that the Delmarva Peninsula fox squirrel, a large gray forest squirrel, has been saved from extinction. It will…
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DENVER (AP) — Even after his coach removed him from the game, Peyton Manning stood on the sideline, helmet on, refusing to show any sign that he was anything less than ready to go back in.
An amateur photographer thought the world was ending when she caught pictures of a Trident missile in action near Los Angeles. The series of pictures captured by Porter Tinsley, who posted them on her blog Less Than Amateur, show a white halo backdropped by the Milky Way. You can see a time-lapse…