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DHAKA, Bangladesh - A cyclone that slammed into Bangladesh's coast with 140 mph winds killed at least 425 people before heading inland and losing strength, a local news agency said Friday.
SEOUL, South Korea - North and South Korea agreed Friday to launch rail service across their heavily armed border for the first time in more than half a century, a move symbolizing the growing reconciliation between the two sides.
LAKEPORT, Calif. - Three young black men break into a white man's home in rural Northern California. The homeowner shoots two of them to death but it's the surviving black man who is charged with murder.
DALLAS - A 23-year-old college student who was told by a Southwest Airlines employee that her outfit was too revealing to fly is wearing even less on Playboy's Web site.
NEW YORK - CBS asked a judge Thursday to dismiss a $70 million defamation lawsuit that veteran television newsman Dan Rather filed against the network and its parent company, arguing that he waited too long to take legal action.
TUCSON, Ariz. - The curse of No. 2 claimed another victim. Second-ranked Oregon lost Heisman Trophy candidate Dennis Dixon to a knee injury and never recovered in a 34-24 upset by Arizona on Thursday night.
DHAKA (Reuters) - A severe cyclone has killed more than 500 people in Bangladesh and left thousands injured or missing, triggering an international relief effort on Friday to help the army-backed interim government cope with the disaster.
LAS VEGAS (Reuters) - Democratic presidential front-runner Hillary Clinton fired back at her rivals and accused John Edwards of "throwing mud" on Thursday in a contentious debate marked by sharp clashes with Barack Obama and Edwards.
LAHORE, Pakistan (Reuters) - Pakistan freed opposition leader Benazir Bhutto from house arrest shortly before a top U.S. diplomat began a visit on Friday aimed at persuading President Pervez Musharraf to end emergency rule.
BAGHDAD (Reuters) - About 600 U.S. troops launched a pre-dawn assault south of Baghdad on Friday against al Qaeda fighters linked to the kidnapping of two soldiers six months ago, the U.S. military said.
TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iran called on its Western foes on Friday to apologize to the Islamic Republic after the release of a U.N. nuclear agency report which Tehran said showed it had been telling the truth about its atomic plans, according to state media.
COMBAT OUTPOST CAHILL, Iraq (Reuters) - "I think that was pretty close, there," said Major-General Rick Lynch, as another bone-rattling explosion shook Combat Outpost Cahill.
BRUSSELS (Reuters) - Profits from opium cultivation are fuelling the insurgency in Afghanistan, the United Nations said on Friday, in a new call on NATO to crack down on the country's burgeoning drugs trade.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. President George W. Bush and new Japanese Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda will try on Friday to smooth over relations that are looking rockier than usual between Washington and its closest Asian ally.
BRUSSELS (AFP) - The European Commission voiced regret Friday at the cancellation of an OSCE mission to observe Russian elections and urged President Vladimir Putin to ensure that the polls would be "democratic."
ISLAMABAD (AFP) - President Pervez Musharraf swore in a new caretaker government Friday to lead crisis-hit Pakistan toward elections, as a senior US official was flying in to press him for an end to emergency rule.
DHAKA (AFP) - Hundreds of people died and tens of thousands were left homeless after a powerful cyclone whipped up huge waves, severe winds and unleashed torrential rains in Bangladesh, officials said Friday.
PARIS (AFP) - French travellers and commuters endured a third day of misery Friday as rail unions continued their campaign against pension reform, ignoring a government call for an end to the strike to let talks begin.
VALENCIA, Spain (AFP) - The UN's Nobel-winning panel on climate change on Friday completed a draft report that said the consequences of global warming could be far-reaching and irreversible.
LONDON (AFP) - Anglo-Australian mining giant Rio Tinto is considering the launch of a counterbid for its larger rival BHP Billiton, the Wall Street Journal said on Friday.
BEIJING (AFP) - Chinese urban fixed asset investment gained pace in the first 10 months of 2007, official data showed Friday, capping a week of strong data that has raised expectations of an interest rate hike.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. government said the number of Americans who went hungry in 2006 was held in check at 35 million people from the prior year, but food advocacy groups said on Wednesday more needs to be done.
MOSCOW (Reuters) - At least 30 members of a Russian doomsday cult have barricaded themselves in a remote cave to await the end of the world and are threatening to commit suicide if police intervene, officials and media said on Thursday.
QUITO (Reuters) - A 6.7-magnitude earthquake struck along the border between Peru and Ecuador on Thursday night, but there were no immediate reports of injuries or damage.
WASHINGTON (AFP) - UFOs may be fodder for comedians but there was no joking Monday when a group of former pilots recounted seeing strange phenomena in the sky and demanded the US government reopen an investigation into unidentified flying objects.
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Baseball home-run king Barry Bonds used steroids to fuel his success and then lied about it, prosecutors said on Thursday in charging him with perjury and obstruction of justice.
SAN FRANCISCO - Barry Bonds has more to worry about than an asterisk now. Just three months ago, the former San Francisco Giants star angrily defended himself against steroid allegations on the night he surpassed Hank Aaron to become baseball's home run king.
Oil prices rose Friday amid expectations that global crude supplies will remain tight despite a U.S. oil inventory report that showed a surprising increase in domestic crude stockpiles.