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ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — A woman told police an abductor raped her up to six times a day while she was held captive over a five-week period in rural Alaska, with the last attack committed as she heard a military evacuation helicopter landing near the man's remote cabin to take her to a hospital.
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By John Davison and Mariam Karouny BEIRUT (Reuters) - The United States targeted British Islamic State leader "Jihadi John" in an air attack in northern Syria which Britain said would "strike at the heart of Islamic State" if the militant's death is confirmed. British Prime Minister David Cameron…
DEAR ABBY: When my husband and I bought our house, having children wasn't yet on our minds. The master bedroom is at one end of the house; the other two bedrooms are at the opposite end.Two years into our marriage we got a surprise blessing -- a baby girl. She's now 3 and still sleeping in our room…
A German court has sentenced an 87-year-old grandmother to 10 months in jail for Holocaust denial after a trial in which she insisted that Auschwitz was "not historically proven" to be a death camp. Haverbeck is a notorious extremist who was once chairwoman of a far-right training centre shut down…
German police said Friday they had found the bodies of "probably seven" babies in an apartment in the southern state of Bavaria after being alerted by a local resident. "Officers found several bodies of infants. "She is sought at least as the possible mother of the children," said a police…
Amanda Blackburn, the pregnant wife of a Indianapolis pastor, died after being taken off life support on November 12, 2015, two days after being shot in what authorities believe was a home invasion robbery.
By Alex Dobuzinskis LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - El Nino's warm currents have brought fish in an unexpected spectrum of shapes and colors from Mexican waters to the ocean off California's coast, thrilling scientists with the sight of bright tropical species and giving anglers the chance of a…
Secret design plans of a huge Russian nuclear torpedo were accidentally broadcast on two Kremlin-controlled television stations during ordinary news bulletins. During a piece reporting a meeting between President Vladimir Putin and his military high command, the camera cut away to a general staring…
HARARE, Zimbabwe (AP) — The man who reigns as Zimbabwe's Mister Ugly has tough competition in this year's pageant, with organizers saying they received a record number of entries for this beauty contest with a twist.
CLEVELAND (AP) — A cockpit voice recorder on the small jet that crashed into an apartment house and killed the nine people on board captured the pilot and co-pilot discussing weather and landing conditions and the sound of impact, the National Transportation Safety Board said Thursday.
British Prime Minister David Cameron said on Friday that if U.S. forces had succeeded in killing the militant known as "Jihadi John" in Syria, it would be a strike at the heart of Islamic State. Speaking outside his Downing Street residence, Cameron said the U.S. attack on Mohammed Emwazi, a…
DEAR ABBY: I am a divorcee with a problem. My longtime friend "Paul" and I decided to move in together so I could save some money because of my very expensive divorce. The problem is, I think I am falling for him, and I get really jealous when he brings dates home.When I told him I'm starting to…
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After sparking ridicule with a proposal to build a prison island for drug convicts surrounded by crocodiles, Indonesia's anti-drugs czar has now gone further -- revealing on Friday he also wants tigers and piranhas as guards. In an idea that seemed to come straight out of a James Bond film, Budi…
Thousands of men around the world are to be sterilised Friday in what organisers dubbed a global "vasectomy-athon", to encourage men to take a bigger role in family planning and combat resistance to the procedure. Some 750 doctors in 25 countries are to perform the procedure on more than 3,000…
A small, state college in northern Pennsylvania has canceled a musical about a week before it was scheduled to open after the playwright objected to the use of white actors for South Asian characters. Clarion University had spent much of the year preparing to stage the punk rock version of "Jesus…
These bank robbers will be remembered for the way they bumbled ... and for paying the ultimate price.
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When this Philippine coastal town rid itself two decades ago of a giant US naval base, it wanted to shake off a colonial past and reject the “ugly Americans.” Yet today the town is once again welcoming American military personnel and viewing the US as a vanguard against an increasingly pushy China.…
FORT DODGE, Iowa (AP) — Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, brushing aside any recent claims of civility, has equated Ben Carson's childhood "pathological temper" to the illness of a child molester, questioned his religious awakening and berated voters who support him.
After questions about the validity of the vandalism, Missouri releases the police report and photos.