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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (AP) — An 8-year-old boy is being charged with beating a 1-year-old girl to death while they were left home alone as their mothers went to a nightclub, Alabama police said Tuesday.
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PHILADELPHIA (AP) — A man and woman found in a Philadelphia park fatally shot in an SUV were having sex in the back seat and their killer sought the couple out, police said.
By Stephen Grey, Andrey Kuzmin and Elizabeth Piper LONDON/MOSCOW (Reuters) - Since Vladimir Putin began cementing his grip on Russia in the 1990s, many of his friends have grown famously rich. Not so the president himself, say his supporters, who insist Putin is above the money grab that has marked…
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A chimpanzee mother cared for her disabled infant in the wild in Tanzania, Japanese researchers reported in a study published this week, research they hope will help in understanding the evolution of social care in humans. A team of Kyoto University researchers discovered that a "severely disabled"…
Japan's first commercial jet in half a century made its maiden flight on Wednesday, in a breakthrough for the country's long-held ambition to establish an aircraft industry that can compete with some of the major players in global aviation. The Mitsubishi Regional Jet (MRJ) took off on a one-hour…
"I hate to say it, but we have to leave it the way it is."
Australian rock star Nick Cave's 15-year-old son died after taking LSD and falling from cliffs near his home, an inquest in Britain heard Tuesday. Arthur Cave fell from cliffs in Brighton on the south coast of England in July and died shortly afterwards in hospital. A friend who was with him…
TUSCALOOSA, Ala. (AP) — Three police officers were suspended with pay Monday after videos posted online showed officers using a stun gun and baton to break up a post-football game party and arrest three University of Alabama students.
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MOSCOW (AP) — Russia will counter NATO's U.S.-led missile defense program by deploying new strike weapons capable of piercing the shield, President Vladimir Putin said Tuesday.
Nine people were killed on Tuesday when a small business jet crashed into two residential buildings while approaching an Akron airport, local media reported, citing police sources. Ohio State Highway Patrol officially confirmed that the pilot and co-pilot as well as an unknown number of passengers…
As the holiday season approaches, I cannot emphasize enough how important it is to have a simple conversation around the dinner table with a family member or friend to make sure he or she is OK, and to alert you to any changes in his or her memory. If you think your loved one may be having…
A rehabbed fawn just can't keep away from the man who spent months nursing her back to health.
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New DNA tests on the remains of the last tsar Nicholas II confirm their authenticity, Russia said Wednesday, after exhuming them in a bid to end a dispute with the Orthodox Church. The remains of Nicholas II, his wife and five children, shot by the Bolsheviks in 1918 and hastily buried in the…
Who would have ever suspected fossil-fuel companies might be up to no good?
LAS VEGAS (AP) — Pennsylvania poker pro Joe McKeehen never gave up his lead in the World Series of Poker's championship event, and took home $7.68 million Tuesday night as the victor.