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North Korea publicly executed around 80 people earlier this month, many for watching smuggled South Korean TV shows, a South Korean newspaper reported Monday. The conservative JoongAng Ilbo cited a single, unidentified source, but at least one North Korean defector group said it had heard rumours…
AMSTERDAM (AP) — She couldn't resist. Singer Miley Cyrus smoked a joint on stage and twerked with a dwarf during the MTV EMAs on Sunday.
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WASHINGTON (AP) — The health care law's seemingly endless problems are giving congressional Republicans a much-needed boost of energy, helping them to move past the government-shutdown debacle and focus on a theme for next year's elections.
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AMSTERDAM (AP) — Miley Cyrus opened MTV's Europe Music Awards with her hit song "We Can't Stop" — while wearing a space-themed silver spandex suit and twerking with a female dwarf.
Multi-platinum selling diva Lady Gaga electrified several thousand handpicked fans with a live performance at the Brooklyn docks, kicking off the global release Monday of her third album. Strutting and writhing across the stage dressed in a white leotard and white wig, Gaga late Sunday performed…
Manchester (United Kingdom) (AFP) - Manchester United manager David Moyes warned that his side still had progress to make after they breathed life into their Premier League title defence by defeating leaders Arsenal. Moyes has seen his team beaten by Liverpool, Manchester City and West Bromwich…
Ramallah (Palestinian Territories) (AFP) - Failure to reach a peace deal with Israel would be better than inking an agreement which allows it to continue its settlement building, a top Palestinian negotiator said on Monday. "In the absence of political will from the Israeli side to take the…
ONAHAMA PORT, Japan (AP) — Japan switched on the first turbine at a wind farm 20 kilometers (12 miles) off the coast of Fukushima on Monday, feeding electricity to the grid tethered to the tsunami-crippled nuclear plant onshore.
That is what is motivating Continental Resources Inc, the biggest player in North Dakota's prolific Bakken shale field, to take the unusual step of sharing its long-term drilling plans with pipeline companies. The company, led by the legendary wildcatter Harold Hamm, hopes the disclosures will…
Florida State is No. 2 in The Associated Press college football poll, the Seminoles' best ranking since 2000.
Mothers in the United States who give birth to twins or triplets face soaring medical costs compared to those who have single children, said a study on Monday. The medical expenses can be five times as high for twins and up to 20 times as high for triplets and other multiple births, said the…
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Parents are often criticized for letting their children eat fast food, but one father in Manhattan says he was branded as an "unfit parent" after refusing to let his son eat food from McDonald's. Attorney David Schorr recently found himself in a familiar tug-of-war with his nearly five-year-old…
RICHMOND, Calif. (AP) — More than 90 tons of ready-to-eat salads and sandwiches by a California catering company are being recalled after 26 people in three states were sickened by a bacterial strain of E. coli linked to its products, federal health officials said Sunday.
Tacloban (Philippines) (AFP) - US military planes Monday joined a frantic effort to rescue famished survivors of a monster typhoon that may have killed 10,000 people in the Philippines, as local security forces struggled to contain looting. Three days after Super Typhoon Haiyan flattened entire…