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A state funeral in North Korea has sparked another fresh round of purge rumours after one of Kim Jong-Un's most powerful aides was omitted from the official funeral committee list. Marshal Ri Ul-Sol, who died of lung cancer at the weekend, is to be given a state funeral on November 11, and the list…
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DEAR ABBY: My husband, who has a beautiful head of dark curly hair, decided to let it grow. It is now about halfway down his back. Sometimes he braids it or pulls it into a ponytail. Other times he wears it down and it falls loose. The problem is, I can't bear to look at him.He has always been…
State District Judge Julie Kocurek, the presiding felony judge for Travis County, was shot in Austin late Friday.
MOSCOW (AP) — Russia has finalized a contract for the delivery of advanced air-defense missile systems to Iran, the head of a Russian state-controlled industrial conglomerate said Monday.
NEW YORK (AP) — It's off to Florida now for Kobe Bryant, for two more games that will potentially be his last in those cities.
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An unidentified skydiver's parachute became tangled just before he was to give a demonstration at a pomegranate festival in California.
Police say a New Jersey woman was found dead and burned near railroad tracks in Massachusetts.
Billed as the world's first luxury compact soft top, the Range Rover Evoque Convertible is also potentially the first car that can cope with all types of weather as well as all types of terrain. "Range Rover Evoque Convertible is a vehicle for all seasons. Its uniquely distinctive design and…
Having just one energy drink can cause short-term changes in healthy adults that, over time, could increase the risk of heart disease, a new study finds. In the study, participants who drank one 16-ounce (480 milliliters) can of Rockstar energy drink showed increases in blood pressure and levels of…
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Concentrations of carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases in the atmosphere hit a new high in 2014, the UN said Monday, warning the resulting climate change was moving the world into "uncharted territory". In its annual report on Earth-warming greenhouse gases in the atmosphere, the World…
DEAR ABBY: I am a 68-year-old woman. For the past seven years, I have lived with my daughter, my only child. We have always had a great relationship, and now as adults, we have a great friendship. She and her husband recently separated, and she now has a boyfriend. She has an excellent job and has…
(Reuters) - One person was killed and two others injured in a shooting near Penn Station, the key intercity railway hub in New York City, early on Monday, police said. All three victims were males and no information was available on the shooter or shooters or their whereabouts, New York police…
Alligator trapper Christy Kroboth subdued an 800-pound alligator on Saturday that had wandered into a Sugar Land, Texas parking lot.
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BERLIN (AP) — The latest news as tens of thousands of people fleeing war or poverty make their way across Europe. All times local.
Yet another teen has become a victim of city gun violence as a 14-year-old boy was fatally shot while walking with a group in the city's Englewood neighborhood, police said.
The New York Knicks, aided by a late three-pointer from Langston Galloway, beat the Los Angeles Lakers 99-95 to lend a bittersweet flavor to Kobe Bryant's likely last game at Madison Square Garden. The 37-year-old Bryant, in his 20th and probably final season with the Lakers, says he doesn't want…
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On December 18, 1944, the Supreme Court announced one of its most shocking decisions ever. The Korematsu decision is still controversial, since it allowed the federal government to detain a person based on their race during a wartime situation.
A boy who aimed a laser pointer from a toy at the rearview mirror inside a public bus in Germany permanently damaged the retina of the bus driver's right eye, a new case report reveals. The boy was playing with a laser pointer while sitting about 50 feet (15 meters) away from the driver, according…
NEW YORK (AP) — Family members, fellow officers and friends said farewell to a New York City police lieutenant who died of cancer 14 years after she worked at ground zero following the September 11 attacks.