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ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Pakistani police placed opposition leader Benazir Bhutto under house arrest Friday, uncoiling barbed wire in front of her Islamabad villa, and reportedly rounded up thousands of her supporters to block a mass protest against emergency rule.
YANGON, Myanmar - Detained Myanmar opposition head Aung San Suu Kyi is "very optimistic" about prospects of the U.N.-promoted process for reconciliation between the military government and pro-democracy forces, top members of her party said Friday.
WASHINGTON - Consumer confidence plunged in early November to the lowest level since Hurricane Katrina battered the Gulf Coast and sent oil prices soaring in 2005.
MANCHESTER, N.H. - Walk into Mitt Romney's New Hampshire headquarters and you see a blend of high technology and old-fashioned political heavy lifting that's become a hallmark of his primary campaign.
LAS VEGAS - You could say the hand was stacked in Juan Luis Guerra's favor before the prolific singer-songwriter ever got to Sin City and came away with a jackpot of Latin Grammy trophies.
ORLANDO, Fla. - Now that agent Scott Boras is done giving teams his sales pitch for Alex Rodriguez, A-Rod is ready to meet and greet.
ISLAMABAD (Reuters) - Pakistani police blocked opposition leader Benazir Bhutto from leaving her home in Islamabad on Friday and sealed off the capital and nearby city of Rawalpindi to stop a rally against President Pervez Musharraf.
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Merck & Co has agreed to pay $4.85 billion to settle U.S. claims of heart attacks and strokes allegedly linked to its withdrawn painkiller Vioxx, the drugmaker said on Friday.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A divided U.S. Senate confirmed retired judge Michael Mukasey as attorney general on Thursday, setting aside concerns he might support interrogation methods decried worldwide as torture.
BAGHDAD (Reuters) - The U.S. military said on Friday it had released nine Iranians held in Iraq, including two it accused of links to Iran's elite Qods Force, signaling a possible change in tone between the bitter rivals.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Democratic-led Congress, trying to make up for its tardiness in passing essential bills to fund the government, approved more than $1 trillion on Thursday for the military, veterans' health care and popular domestic social programs.
GAZA (Reuters) - Hamas Islamists, who seized control of the Gaza Strip in June, would take over the West Bank if Israel pulled out of the territory, a senior Hamas leader said on Friday.
TBILISI (Reuters) - Georgia's parliament on Friday prepared to endorse President Mikhail Saakashvili's state of emergency decree banning independent media and mass meetings, defying criticism from Western allies and domestic opponents.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Critics of President George W. Bush's handling of the Iraq war are "grossly unfair" and have forgotten the brutality of deposed Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein, Bush's father said in an interview published on Friday.
ISLAMABAD (AFP) - Police blocked former Pakistani premier Benazir Bhutto from leaving her home Friday as she pleaded to be released from house arrest to lead a rally against President Pervez Musharraf.
BAGHDAD (AFP) - Nine Iranians held in Iraq on suspicion of aiding insurgents were freed Friday by the American military in Baghdad, amid growing signs that both the US and Iran are seeking to ease tensions over Iraq.
NDJAMENA (AFP) - A Chadian prosecutor on Friday ordered the release of three Spaniards, all flight crew, and a Belgian pilot detained over an alleged bid to kidnap 103 children, the lawyer for the four men said.
YANGON (AFP) - Myanmar's Aung San Suu Kyi on Friday met members of her opposition party for the first time since 2004, as she pledged to cooperate with the regime that has kept her under house arrest for years.
PARIS (AFP) - Installing a sewage system across a Brazilian city slashed prevalence of diarrhoea among children by more than a fifth, highlighting the importance of sanitation in tackling water-borne disease, a Lancet study says.
SINGAPORE (AFP) - Oil traded higher in Asia on Friday but the rise was capped after a new warning that the economy in the United States, the world's largest consumer of energy, would slow, dealers said.
LONDON (AFP) - The dollar hit a new record low against the euro Friday after Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke painted a gloomy picture of the US economy that fuelled speculation about another US rate cut, dealers said.
Washington - The first time Mike Huckabee walked into the Church at Rock Creek, then meeting in a storefront, he knew he'd found a church home.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Democratic-led House of Representatives on Wednesday defied a White House veto threat and voted to protect millions of Americans by outlawing workplace discrimination based on sexual orientation.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - New York Sen. Hillary Clinton still holds a 20-point lead over her rivals for the Democratic presidential nomination but she and Republican front-runner Rudy Giuliani are in a dead heat, according to an NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll released on Wednesday.
What can applicants do to increase their chances of getting in to a good college? Colleges usually just tell applicants the same old generalities about wanting students with good grades and test scores and community service. But Peter Van Buskirk, a former admissions dean at Franklin & Marshall College, in Lancaster, Pa., has started spilling the beans about what really goes on behind those closed-door admissions meetings. Van Buskirk, author of Winning the College Admission Game, tells U.S. ...
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - More recalls of lead-tainted toys made in China were announced on Wednesday by the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, including 380,000 toy cars sold at Dollar General stores.
MORGANTOWN, W.Va. - Pat White scored on a 50-yard run with 1:36 remaining and also threw two touchdown passes to help No. 6 West Virginia beat Louisville 38-31 on Thursday night.
TRENTON, N.J. - Merck & Co. said Friday it will pay $4.85 billion to end thousands of lawsuits over its painkiller Vioxx in what is believed to be the largest drug settlement ever.
10. While traveling the country, I can shower with any team I choose
9. Can now advertise my garage sales as "Hall of Fame garage sales"
8. George Steinbrenner just offered me $20 million to play again
7. On Bobblehead Day, guess who gets two bobbleheads?
6. At any moment, there's a good chance Bob Costas is boring someone with stories about me
5. It's nice to be mentioned in the same breath as Arky Vaughan, Burleigh Grimes, and Gabby Hartnett
4. Free chalupa from Taco Bell if I mention them in my induction speech
3. Made all those years playing in southern California's lousy climate worth it
2. I can now admit I broke my streak in 1998 because I had tickets to "Les Mis"
1. Get to be on national television-- even if it is this show