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Gunnar Hansen, who played the iconic villain Leatherface in the original "Texas Chain Saw Massacre," died Saturday of pancreatic cancer at his home in Maine, his agent said. He was 68.
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DEAR ABBY: I am a 68-year-old woman. For the past seven years, I have lived with my daughter, my only child. We have always had a great relationship, and now as adults, we have a great friendship. She and her husband recently separated, and she now has a boyfriend. She has an excellent job and has…
A Bangladesh court Sunday handed four men the death sentence over the brutal killing of a 13-year-old boy that provoked national outrage after video footage of the attack went viral, a lawyer said. "He did not deserve death as he did not have any intention to kill the boy," the lawyer, who did not…
It’s hard to feel too sorry for anyone who can afford a $1.4 million Ferrari… but it is certainly possible to feel sorry for the car itself. A video posted by YouTube user Gábor Grubits shows a man in Budapest crashing a $1.4 million LaFerrari just minutes after he bought it and drove it off the…
Investigators of the Russian plane crash in Egypt are "90 percent sure" the noise heard in the final second of a cockpit recording was an explosion caused by a bomb, a member of the investigation team told Reuters on Sunday. "We are 90 percent sure it was a bomb." Asked to explain the missing 10…
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MESA, Ariz. (AP) — The latest on the apparent murder-suicide of a mother and child at a suburban Phoenix children's hospital (all times local):
US Defense Secretary Ashton Carter on Saturday warned that land reclamation efforts and a military buildup in the South China Sea could lead to conflict between nations in the region. Appearing on the final leg of an eight-day trip that included meetings with defense ministers from several nations…
Residents of the Buckingham area near Ft. Myers were alerted to the presence of an Asian monocled cobra on Saturday, a potentially deadly species.
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The playoff race cleared up pretty quickly. There is still plenty of time for things to get messy.
DEAR ABBY: I'm a 17-year-old girl in high school. Recently, I became friends with a new girl at school. She's 15. She has a boyfriend at her old school, but she talks to guys at this school she thinks are cute. She told me some of them want to hook up with her and she seems happy about it. She even…
A British tourist plane heading in to land at the Egyptian resort of Sharm el-Sheikh came within 1,000 feet (300 metres) of a missile in August, it was reported Saturday. The incident, reported by the Daily Mail newspaper, involved a Thomson Airways plane carrying 189 passengers from London on…
Judy Brown thought she was gaining weight due to menopause.
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COON RAPIDS, Minn. (AP) — A woman who was attacked by another woman in a suburban Minneapolis restaurant, allegedly because she was speaking a foreign language, said she feels traumatized and may move out of Minnesota.
A massive sexting ring is rocking a high school in Colorado, with at least 100 students trading nude pictures and posting them on social media, news reports said. Some of the kids in the photographs were as young as 12, and included eighth graders from the middle school, The New York Times…
By Faith Hung and Ben Blanchard TAIPEI/BEIJING (Reuters) - Only the people of Taiwan can decide its future and will do so in elections in January, the island's opposition leader and presidential frontrunner said on Sunday, as China's top newspaper warned peace was at risk if it opted for…
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GOLD BEACH, Ore. (AP) — A 78-foot long dead blue whale weighing over 100 tons washed ashore this week north of Gold Beach.
A four-barrel machine gun blasts a spray of rounds into midair. It was the first of a series of trials meant to test the functionality of the jet's internal 25-millimeter machine gun, according to Lockheed Martin, the defense contractor that developed the fighter jet. The plane is equipped with a…