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ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Pakistan's parliamentary elections will he held by mid-February, a month later than planned, the country's military ruler said Thursday, a day after President Bush urged him to hold the vote on time.
TUUSULA, Finland - The Finnish teenager who killed eight people in a high school shooting was a bullied social outcast but appears to have picked his victims randomly, a senior police official said Thursday.
NEW YORK - U.S. stocks appeared poised to open mostly higher Thursday, a day after tumbling amid concerns about continuing credit woes, a weakening dollar and rising oil prices.
NASHVILLE, Tenn. - Kenny Chesney and Carrie Underwood picked up where they left off last year at the Country Music Association Awards. Chesney won his second straight entertainer of the year award Wednesday, while Underwood made it back-to-back trophies as female vocalist of the year.
NEW YORK - This is one rich cup of haute chocolate: A New York eatery is offering a $25,000 dessert bulging with top-grade cocoa, edible gold and shavings of a luxury truffle.
LAKE BUENA VISTA, Fla. - While other teams play down their interest, the Los Angeles Angels admit they'd love to sign Alex Rodriguez.
ISLAMABAD (Reuters) - Pakistani national elections will take place before February 15, President Pervez Musharraf said on Thursday, after Western allies and opponents had demanded polls be held on time and emergency rule scrapped.
TBILISI (Reuters) - A ring of soldiers cordoned off central Tbilisi on Thursday after Georgian President Mikhail Saakashvili declared a state of emergency and shut down independent media to quash six days of anti-government protests.
ROME (Reuters) - Four Americans were killed and six others injured on Thursday when a U.S. Blackhawk helicopter crashed in northern Italy with 10 people on board, a fire brigade official said.
TOKYO (Reuters) - Defense Secretary Robert Gates urged Japan on Thursday to resume a naval mission in support of U.S.-led operations in Afghanistan that has been stalled by a domestic political controversy.
BEIJING (Reuters) - China on Thursday urged Iran to heed rising international worry about its nuclear ambitions, saying Beijing would seek to work with Europe and the United Nations to defuse the crisis but holding its tongue on any new sanctions.
NEWTON, Iowa (Reuters) - Mike and Susan St. Clair are both 61, they've both just lost jobs at Newton's Maytag plant, and they fear American jobs are disappearing fast. But each supports a different Democrat for president.
TUUSULA, Finland (Reuters) - Flags flew at half-mast across Finland on Thursday in mourning for eight people killed by an 18-year-old gunman at a school hours after he posted a video on YouTube predicting a massacre there.
MANILA (Reuters) - The Philippines promised on Thursday to investigate an apparent suicide by a 11-year-old girl due to poverty after the incident generated angry public reactions and street protests.
ISLAMABAD (AFP) - Pakistan will hold elections by February 15, state media quoted President Pervez Musharraf as saying Thursday, as he moved to quell global outrage over his imposition of a state of emergency.
TBILISI (AFP) - Camouflaged police patrolled the Georgian capital Tbilisi on Thursday and news programmes were shut down at the start of a state of emergency ordered after clashes between police and opponents of President Mikheil Saashvili.
TUUSULA, Finland (AFP) - A shell-shocked Finland was in mourning Thursday after a teenaged gunman massacred eight people at a school in what he claimed was an attack on "humanity".
KABUL (AFP) - Five parliamentarians killed in Afghanistan's deadliest suicide blast were buried in a state funeral Thursday attended by around 2,500 people, as demonstrators demanded the arrest of the attackers.
MANILA (AFP) - A girl aged 11 hanged herself in a Philippines shanty after leaving a letter and diary depicting a life in rampant poverty, newspapers here reported Thursday.
LONDON (AFP) - BHP Billiton, the world's largest miner, said Thursday it had made a takeover proposal to its next biggest rival and fellow Anglo-Australian company Rio Tinto.
PARIS (AFP) - French banking power BNP Paribas said Thursday it had weathered the impact of a global credit squeeze in the third quarter, when its net earning soared 21 percent from the same period last year.
BERLIN (Reuters) - The Guinness Book of World Records has ruled that a church steeple in Germany, not the famous leaning tower of Pisa, is the most tilted tower in the world.
Washington - The first time Mike Huckabee walked into the Church at Rock Creek, then meeting in a storefront, he knew he'd found a church home.
NEW YORK (Reuters) - When the first snow falls this winter, 61-year-old Grace Murphy won't be turning on the heat in her Dorchester, Massachussetts home.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Democratic-led House of Representatives on Wednesday defied a White House veto threat and voted to protect millions of Americans by outlawing workplace discrimination based on sexual orientation.
FRANKFURT (Reuters) - For the few surviving inmates of Mauthausen concentration camp, one visitor in the autumn of 1941 left an indelible memory.
LEXINGTON, Ky. - Coach Billy Gillispie's second game at Kentucky turned out to be the first shocker of the college basketball season.
NEW YORK - U.S. stocks appeared poised to open mostly higher Thursday, a day after tumbling amid concerns about continuing credit woes, a weakening dollar and rising oil prices.
10. While traveling the country, I can shower with any team I choose
9. Can now advertise my garage sales as "Hall of Fame garage sales"
8. George Steinbrenner just offered me $20 million to play again
7. On Bobblehead Day, guess who gets two bobbleheads?
6. At any moment, there's a good chance Bob Costas is boring someone with stories about me
5. It's nice to be mentioned in the same breath as Arky Vaughan, Burleigh Grimes, and Gabby Hartnett
4. Free chalupa from Taco Bell if I mention them in my induction speech
3. Made all those years playing in southern California's lousy climate worth it
2. I can now admit I broke my streak in 1998 because I had tickets to "Les Mis"
1. Get to be on national television-- even if it is this show