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A prominent Russian millionaire with high-level ties to the Kremlin has been found dead inside a Washington hotel, a Russian official and a senior U.S. official told ABC News. Mikhail Lesin, the former head of media affairs for the Russian government who's been accused of curtailing the country’s…
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A massive sexting ring is rocking a high school in Colorado, with at least 100 students trading nude pictures and posting them on social media, news reports said. Some of the kids in the photographs were as young as 12, and included eighth graders from the middle school, The New York Times…
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It’s hard to feel too sorry for anyone who can afford a $1.4 million Ferrari… but it is certainly possible to feel sorry for the car itself. A video posted by YouTube user Gábor Grubits shows a man in Budapest crashing a $1.4 million LaFerrari just minutes after he bought it and drove it off the…
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Black box data from the Russian plane that crashed in Egypt last week indicate it was bombed, sources said, ahead of a first update Saturday from the Egyptian-led probe into the disaster. Both the flight data and voice recorders failed 24 minutes after the plane took off from Egypt's Sharm…
AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — A Texas state judge was shot and wounded in the driveway of her home in Austin late Friday as witnesses looked on, police said.
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Controversial Russian media mogul Mikhail Lesin, who helped found the RT English-language television network, has been found dead at a Washington hotel. RT, formerly known as Russia Today, said the former minister of media affairs died of a heart attack. "Lesin died.
The train was carrying Louisiana State University football fans headed to Saturday's game against the University of Alabama, a high-profile regional rivalry, according to WBRC television in Birmingham, Alabama. The truck collided with the train at about 2 p.m. in nearby Bessemer, Alabama, Amtrak…
A New Jersey family says they are the victim of a stalker who is targeting their 9-year-old adopted son, saying the family stole him.
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Three days after a 6-year-old autistic boy was killed and his father wounded when marshals opened fire on their vehicle in a Louisiana town, authorities have arrested two of the four officers involved in the shooting, the head of the state police announced Friday.
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More and more Black Friday ads keep popping up online, as retailers are getting ready for this year’s major shopping event. After seeing a Meijer’s ad filled with interesting tech deals, it’s time to check out GameStop’s 12-page ad that features plenty of Black Friday deals for gamers. DON’T MISS:…
James Rogers was found dead inside his dream car after battery trouble.
A British tourist plane heading in to land at the Egyptian resort of Sharm el-Sheikh came within 1,000 feet (300 metres) of a missile in August, newspapers reported Saturday. The near-miss involved a Thomson Airways plane carrying 189 passengers from London on August 23. British authorities…
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Mathias Schmidt flew from Denmark to California to surprise his girlfriend, Anna, after months apart.
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By Yeganeh Torbati ONBOARD THE USS THEODORE ROOSEVELT, South China Sea (Reuters) - As soon as the guided-missile destroyer USS Lassen breached 12-nautical-mile territorial limits around one of China's man-made islands in the disputed South China Sea last week, a Chinese warship shadowing its…