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This edition was generated on Fri Nov 6 08:45:02 EST 2015
DEAR ABBY: I am a 20-year-old woman. A few months ago, my boyfriend (my very first boyfriend) committed suicide. I feel absolutely destroyed.The problem is, my family doesn't regard my feelings of grief seriously because our relationship was started and maintained online. We lived several states…
When Julian Hernandez was trying to apply for college, he unearthed a secret that would change his live forever: he had been missing for 13 years.
By Yeganeh Torbati ONBOARD THE USS THEODORE ROOSEVELT, South China Sea (Reuters) - As soon as the guided-missile destroyer USS Lassen breached 12-nautical-mile territorial limits around one of China's man-made islands in the disputed South China Sea last week, a Chinese warship shadowing its…
CHICAGO (AP) — In horrifying detail, prosecutors described how three children, trapped in the back seat of their mother's car, screamed for help before they drowned in 4 ½ feet of water in an Illinois lake while their mother and her boyfriend escaped unharmed.
Notorious serial killer Jack the Ripper's real identity has been ardently debated for well over a century. Now, an Australian teacher says that he may have solved the mystery: It was writer Francis Thompson who committed the heinous crimes, he claims. In 1885, before he became a well-known poet,…
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Doctors told local media that the pupal parasite burrowed in the brain of Luis Ortiz, 26, a student in Sacramento, came close to taking his life, news reports said Thursday. The worm was forming in a cyst that blocked the flow of water to chambers in Ortiz's brain, "like a cork in a bottle," his…
By Jonathan Allen NEW YORK (Reuters) - Teneo, a global consulting firm with ties to White House contender Hillary Clinton, has dismissed a U.S. Senate panel's suggestion that it had undue influence at the State Department when Clinton was the top U.S. diplomat, calling its work in Washington…
Tesla owners tend to really love their cars but, as with any product, not everything is perfect. Tesla owner Andy Blau has listed the seven things he hates most about his Model S over at TheDrive and they’re all things that any prospective Tesla driver should consider before shelling out big bucks…
It started with a Facebook message aimed at police "to the (blank) cop that just gave me a ticket ... I hope you eat lead before the court date." But the real story here is how the Sealy Police Department responded.
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A Colombian man's lung tumors turned out to have an extremely unusual cause: The rapidly growing masses weren't actually made of human cells, but were from a tapeworm living inside him, according to a report of the case. This is the first known report of a person becoming sick from cancer cells…
NEW YORK (AP) — Two centuries-old burial vaults discovered beneath a street in the heart of New York University's campus by workers replacing a water main were likely part of a Presbyterian church cemetery, an archaeologist said Thursday.
FOX LAKE, Ill. (AP) — The latest developments in the investigation into the September shooting death of an Illinois police officer (all times local):
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DEAR ABBY: My mother calls me all the time. I answer sometimes, but sometimes I don't because I feel she wants to know too much about my life.I work full time with the public. When I get home, I'm tired. I have talked to people all day long, and I really don't feel like entertaining her.My mother…
As the United States and China engaged in a standoff last week over an American naval vessel in Chinese-claimed waters, frontline officers from the two sides bantered about chicken wings and Halloween preparations. Washington sent the guided missile destroyer USS Lassen to the South China Sea for a…
Police are investigating after a woman's two-year-old son was killed when he was ejected from a car in a crash that occurred on Power Avenue near Case Drive in Pittsburg Thursday afternoon.
By Harriet McLeod CHARLESTON, S.C. (Reuters) - A number of rare and historic artifacts appear to have been unearthed after record rainfall in South Carolina last month, including pottery, boats and a possible mammoth skeleton, archaeologists said on Thursday. The South Carolina Institute of…
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Experts will next week begin inspecting the site in the southwestern Polish city of Walbrzych where a Nazi train that could contain looted treasure is allegedly buried, the city said Thursday. A first group of experts, including the two men who claimed to have found the armoured Nazi train, will…
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