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ABOARD THE USS THEODORE ROOSEVELT (AP) — With a key Asian ally at his side, U.S. Defense Secretary Ash Carter made a subtle jab at China on Thursday by flying aboard an American aircraft carrier plying the contested waters of the South China Sea.
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BARCELONA, Spain (AP) — The Polish monsignor who came out as gay and was fired by the Vatican just before a meeting of bishops about outreach to gays, divorcees and more traditional Catholic families says that a "special kind of homophobia" exists among priests, because those who are homosexual are…
The hunters of Castell'Azzara, Tuscany, celebrate as they heave the 70-kg (154 lb) sow and a handful of other slain animals back to their lodge to be skinned, but their haul barely dents Italy's soaring wild boar population. Extinct across much of the country by the end of the 1800s, the number of…
An 11-year-old boy pushes his sister to safety, later dies after being struck by hit-and-run driver.
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MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russia has sent missile systems to Syria to protect its military forces there, the head of Russia's air force said on Thursday. Colonel General Viktor Bondarev said fighter jets could be hijacked in countries neighboring Syria and used to attack Russian forces. "We have…
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Egypt's pyramids were built by the biblical Joseph to store grain and were not, as archaeologists believe, tombs for pharaohs, Republican presidential hopeful Ben Carson has said. The retired neurosurgeon seeking his party's nomination for the White House made these remarks in a 1998 address at…
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SHARON SPRINGS, Kan. (AP) — A Kansas high school football player who collapsed on the sideline during a game died Wednesday after being taken off of life support, a hospital spokeswoman said.
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Taylor Swift may have left country for pop, but after his top notch night at the CMA Awards, Justin Timberlake could easily trade pop for country.
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ROUND LAKE BEACH, Ill. (AP) — The latest developments in the investigation into the September shooting death of an Illinois police officer. (All times local):
By Sylvia Westall BEIRUT (Reuters) - Syrian insurgents captured a town on a major highway in the west of the country on Thursday after heavy fighting with pro-government militias, rebels and the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights monitoring group said. The town of Morek is located north of Hama…
Matthew and Martha Miele say their son was playing during recess at Our Lady of Lourdes in Cincinnati when the gesture got him 3-days suspension.
A recent discovery at the site of the Temple Mount in Israel appears to confirm that Greeks also had a presence in the ancient city. The ancient Greek fort of Acra was discovered under a parking lot in the City of David, south of the Old City walls and the Temple Mount, reports the Times of Israel.…
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A young Afghan woman was stoned to death after being accused of adultery, officials said Tuesday, a medieval punishment apparently recorded in a video that harks back to the dark days of Taliban rule. The woman, named by officials as Rokhsahana and aged between 19 and 21, is heard repeating the…
The 2015 Specialty Equipment Market Association show is playing host to no fewer than four official customized concepts based on the latest, sixth-generation Chevrolet Camaro muscle car, plus a new COPO model for official drag racing events. The demand for customization and aftermarket services in…