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CHICAGO (AP) — Authorities will announce that a northern Illinois police officer whose shooting death led to a massive manhunt in September killed himself, an official briefed on the investigation told The Associated Press.
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By Isabel Coles ERBIL, Iraq (Reuters) - The last thing that came to Saad Khalaf Ali's mind as his Islamic State interrogators smothered him with a plastic bag was his two wives and children. The former policeman is one of many Iraqis to have suffered at the hands of Islamic State, which tortures,…
Richard Pananian, 20, was ejected after a fatal crash on a Los Angeles freeway on Friday days after his family performed a "matag" to ensure his safety.
FRANKFORT, Ky. (AP) — Just two years ago, Kentucky Democrats boasted a deep bench of three young stars who aligned to prove the party could still win in the conservative South with a message focused on the economy and jobs instead of abortion and gay marriage.
Uber is a smartphone app that makes it easy to get outside and earn extra money this fall for giving people rides with your car.
A young Afghan woman was stoned to death after being accused of adultery, officials said Tuesday, a medieval punishment apparently recorded in a video that harks back to the dark days of Taliban rule. The woman, named by officials as Rokhsahana and aged between 19 and 21, is heard repeating the…
Asian carp are on the move in Illinois, and that could spell bad news for the Great Lakes. Late last month, officials from the United States Fish and Wildlife Service (FWS) discovered two small Asian silver carp—an invasive species brought into the country in the last century— in the Marseilles…
DEAR ABBY: In my opinion, too many young people today are shortchanged when it comes to manners and etiquette. The knowledge of how wonderful it is to receive written acknowledgment of gifting is rapidly fading.A quick note of appreciation for any kind of thoughtful gesture lifts the giver's…
The 2015 Specialty Equipment Market Association show is playing host to no fewer than four official customized concepts based on the latest, sixth-generation Chevrolet Camaro muscle car, plus a new COPO model for official drag racing events. The demand for customization and aftermarket services in…
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BuzzWizeSponsoredATLANTA (AP) — A woman in charge of Bobbi Kristina Brown's care at the hospice where she died was impersonating a nurse and faces charges that include identity fraud and nursing without a license, police said.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Officers escorted a man and his girlfriend off a plane after he became upset when his seat was double-booked, and five other passengers were removed when they protested his treatment, airport police said Tuesday.
More than 10,000 crocodiles are starving to death on a farm in Honduras after the wealthy family owning them had their assets frozen because of US accusations they laundered money for drug traffickers. AFP journalists visiting the 30-hectare (70-acre) property called Cocodrilos Continental, in San…
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ZARAGOZA, Spain (AP) — NATO is putting on its most fearsome display of military might in over a decade, a choreographed large-scale movement of soldiers, ships and planes meant to hone and test its capabilities as well as transmit a clear signal to Russia and other real or possible foes.
A 9-year-old boy died after football practice in Ohio, officials said, but the cause of death was not immediately known.
The cargo ship El Faro broke up partially when it sank off the Bahamas in a hurricane last month and its bridge and voyage data recorder are missing, U.S. authorities said on Tuesday. The data recorder, similar to an airplane's black box and affixed to the bridge, could provide investigators from…
Benjamin Golden, 32, faces charges of public drunkenness and assault for Friday's alleged attack.
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A 1,300-year-old tomb, discovered in Xi'an city, China, holds the bones of a man who helped the nation's only female emperor rise to power. The epitaphs in the tomb describe how she then executed him and his entire family. Located within a cave, the tomb contains the remains of Yan Shiwei and his…
COUNCIL, Idaho (AP) — A crash between a car and a bull near a tiny Idaho town turned into a bizarre tragedy when an armed rancher confronted Idaho deputies planning to shoot the animal that was charged rescuers, leading to a gunbattle that left the well-known businessman dead, authorities said…