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PYONGYANG, North Korea (AP) — A North Korean naval vessel sank last month, killing an unspecified number of officers and sailors, according to North and South Korean media.
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The discovery in a rubbish-strewn flat in Germany of nearly 1,500 paintings including works by Picasso and Matisse looted by the Nazis sparked urgent calls Monday to hunt for their rightful owners. But German government spokesman Steffen Seibert said Berlin had been aware of the case for "several…
SAN DIEGO (AP) — Nicknamed "Fat Leonard," the gregarious Malaysian businessman is well known by U.S. Navy commanders in the Pacific, where his company has serviced warships for 25 years.
MasTec CEO Jose Mas says GOP’s opposition to immigration reform is hurting the party.
This morning on “This Week,” Crossfire co-host Van Jones, a former Obama administration official, said the president would “pay a price,” for reversing course on his now famous promise that those Americans who like their plans could keep them if them if they wished under...
OAKLAND, Calif. (AP) — Chip Kelly walks by a sign commemorating Adrian Burk's record seven touchdown passes in a single game every day in the Philadelphia Eagles' offices.
Miranshah (Pakistan) (AFP) - With marble floors, lush green lawns and a towering minaret, the $120,000 farm where feared Pakistani Taliban leader Hakimullah Mehsud died in a US drone strike was no grubby mountain cave. Mehsud spent his days skipping around Pakistan's rugged tribal areas to avoid…
NEW YORK (AP) — With Kerry Washington as guest host, "Saturday Night Live" wasted no time poking fun at itself after receiving criticism for having no black women among its 16 regular cast members.
Flamboyant former Philippine first lady Imelda Marcos is in "stable condition" and set to be discharged soon after being hospitalised for severe fatigue, an aide said Monday. She is in stable condition and was just asked by doctors to rest," Marcos's chief of staff, Filadelfo Diaz told AFP. …
ENGLEWOOD, Colo. (AP) — Denver coach John Fox remained hospitalized Sunday as he awaits aortic valve replacement surgery in North Carolina.
A single dose -- rather than the recommended three -- of a vaccine against the sexually transmitted disease HPV may be enough to ward off cervical cancer, researchers said Monday. The findings may lead to simpler delivery and lower costs, possibly increasing the number of young people who get…
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AdChoices CompareCards.comSponsoredAMMAN, Jordan (AP) — As one of the earliest Syrian celebrities to speak out against Bashar Assad, Mai Skaf is a heroine of the rebel cause, and it's a role that has cost the film star dearly.
Florida State is back in second place in the BCS standings, edging past Oregon behind first-place Alabama.
Ryanair says annual profit will fall for the first time in five years as intense competition in Europe pushes average fares down by around 10 percent over the winter months. Sonia Legg reports
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Weekend moviegoers chose sci-fi over slapstick.
Georgia district offers no reason for US Rep. Tom Graves to back off on health care, shutdown
JERUSALEM (AP) — Paula Abdul, an award-winning singer, dancer, choreographer and TV personality, can add a new title to her resume: religious pilgrim.